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Fifty Shades Of Grey's Herpes-Encrusted Flemish Edition Will Give You Red Room Sores Of Pain!

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Ickiest. Discovery. Ever.

The world was stunned mildly shocked when Belgian scientists recently uncovered a herpes-tainted copy of Fifty Shades of Grey in one of Antwerp's public libraries!

Two professors from the University of Don't They Have Something Better To Do did a toxicology screening on several of E.L. James' critically acclaimed erotic paperbacks and found trace amounts of the icky herp-a-derp all over one tome's totally titillating pages!!

Ewwww! Why?! How?! Who gives herpes to a novel?

An insatiable dendrophiliac who can't afford condoms?? A rising star within the book burning lobby hellbent on drumming up membership? Maybe they were accidentally written that way?

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Amanda Bynes Warns Of Another 'Ugly Black Guy!' You'll Never Guess Who She Alleges Of Herpes!

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Uhhh, looking for romantic advice from Amanda Bynes?

The troubled star recently tweeted-and-deleted yet another questionable statement — this time, about a different “ugly black guy.” She must have felt bad about singling out Drake.

In the short time it was up, the tweet warned her followers of the actress-turned-rap-artist’s former love interests, NY Giants linebacker Keith Rivers and Scott Mescudi, aka Kid Cudi, notifying readers that they both “have herpes and are ugly.”

The full tweet reads as follows:

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Concert-Goer Sues MAC After Getting Herpes From Rihanna's Lipstick!

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Concert goer gets herpes from RiRi Woo lipstick at the Rihanna show!

Not from Rihanna though!

An unlucky concert goer got more than she bargained for at RiRi's show at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn earlier this month.

Starkeema Greenidge has filed a lawsuit alleging that while she was at the concert, a MAC Cosmetics rep approached her and applied a sample of RiRi Woo lipstick on her lips.

According to the lawsuit, the rep did not use a sterile applicator but instead applied

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Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong Calls Psy 'Herpes' & Psy LOVES IT! See His Reaction HERE!

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Sounds like one cranky rock star woke up on the wrong side of the bed today!

Or maybe we just assume that because Billie Joe Armstrong's hair screams bed-head, LOLz!!

For reasons we cannot fathom, the Green Day punk rocker is throwing down the gauntlet and everyone's favorite international superstar — Psy!!!

On Billie's official Instagram account, the rehab veteran posted a pic of Psy's famous horsie dance with this caption:

"This dude is the herpes of music. Once you think it's gone, it comes back. #herpes #flareup"

Whoa!!! HERPES!!?! That's no bueno!!

The Gangnam Style singer, amazing samaritan that he is, shrugged the shade right the eff off!!

See his HIGHlariously understated reaction…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Happy Valentine's Day Ladies! You're At A Higher Risk For STDs Than Anyone Else!

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Welp, no one said getting it on is always sweet as heart shaped candy!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found that 19.7 million sexually transmitted diseases are diagnosed every year in America, and the cost to cure all those NAS-TAY bugs cost a whopping $16 billion!

Damn. Planned Parenthood definitely keeps busy year around.

According to the report, 15 to 24 year olds are being held accountable for contracting the STDs, with the most common virus being

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Kris Humphries Proves He Does NOT Have Herpes! Wants Case Dropped!

Good! STD-free is the way to be!! LOLz

Earlier this month, Kris Humphries was slapped with a lawsuit filed by Kayla Goldberg, who claimed that the Brooklyn Nets star gave her herpes after doing the dirty in Hollywood back in 2010.

And although the ex-flings didn't have a court date set until February 24, 2014, Humphries took it upon himself to take an STD test before the hearing to prove that he did NOT give Goldberg the virus — and according to the docs, his test came back

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Kris Humphries To Sue Woman Who Is Charging Him With Giving Her Herpes!

No wonder Kim Kardashian left him! LOLz

Kris Humphries got busy with a woman named Kayla Goldberg almost three years ago, and ever since they had unprotected sex, Miz Goldberg has been claiming that he gave HERPES. EEK!

However, since the Brooklyn Nets star is 100 percent sure that he did NOT give her the virus, he's now planning on suing her for accusing him.

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