The most amazing/horrible show on TV is returning!!
As a Christmas (yep, Jesus' Birthday) present TLC is giving the gift of mixed emotions. The New season Toddlers & Tiaras premieres next Wednesday.
From the looks of it the moms are gonna be crazier and the children more terrifying and sequined-covered than ever before! We are so excited — but we might have to call CPS.
Watch the (above) promo for the new season of Toddlers & Tiaras and try not to laugh or cry. We dare you.
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Hide your kids hide your wife!
Coyots attacks are a growing problem in the US. There have been 3 reported attacks already this week. THREE. THIS WEEK!
They're also getting more bold. They used to just attack little dogs but lately they've been going after big dogs too.
Watch and see how to perfect yourself against these mangy predator.
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Family fun — with a shark!
Large sharks caught in the Gulf of Mexico are creating a scare (and seemingly also entertainment) for people on Texas beaches.
At least two sharks were caught by fishermen recently along the Texas coast.
Experts say you are more likely to get hit by lightning than be bitten by a shark, but it's still the talk of a couple beaches this holiday weekend.
The shark was released after the (above) picture was taken, so he'll live to tell about the time he got away.
The same fate was made for a smaller version caught near. It was released as well, but with a tracker installed by state parks and wildlife workers.
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GREAT JOB TSA!!!!
Somehow a scorpion got past security and on to a plane to sing Alaska Airlines passenger Jeff Ellis.
He sat terrified 30,000 feet in the air staring at the wriggling scorpion that stung him on a flight to Alaska.
"I felt it on my shirt-sleeve and brushed it off, I thought it was a little spider or something. Then I felt it back on my elbow. In the movies, scorpions kill people. I was just nervous, on edge, making sure that my heart was beating normal, that I wasn't sweating."
An Alaska Airlines spokeswoman said the scorpion probably crawled on board the plane during a stop in Austin, Texas. The plane then landed in Seattle, where Ellis boarded for a flight to Anchorage.
He said he is happy with the flight crew's response, and said the airline has offered him 4,000 frequent-flier miles and two round-trip tickets.
We think he deserves an annual salary. But it's whatever.
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Think crows are scary?
Well maybe you should!!!
Crows remember the faces of threatening humans and often react by scolding and bringing in others to mob the perceived threat (you)!
This, according to a new study published in the latest Proceedings of the Royal Society B.
And since the mob members also then indirectly learn about the threatening person, the findings demonstrate how just a single crow's bad experience with a particular human can spread information about this individual throughout entire crow communities.
Given that crows have impressive memories, people who ruffle the feathers of these birds could experience years of retribution.
DON'T EFF WITH CROWS BITCHES!
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A stadium cricket match was canceled and helicopters filled with tranquilizer wielding men were deployed after police got word that a "tiger" was spotted in a field in Britain.
But everyone was made a fool when they came to find the big scary beast was just a stuffed toy.
Could Ashton Kutcher be filming nother season of Punked while preparing for Two and a Half Men?
No… it was probably just a teenage scamp. (Scamp is British for dickhead, right?)
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If zombies were that adorable we'd all be totally screwed! ALL OF US!
We should add cat food to our "secret" zombie apocalypse emergency plan.
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