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Bronx Zoo May Lose Half It's Budget

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Bronz Zoo May Lose Half It's Budget

Be as dramatic as you want red ruffled lemurs!

That wont change Mayor Bloomberg's budget plans.

The mayor wants to chop $4.7 million (50% of what they got last year) from the Bronx Zoo and the New York Aquarium, both run by the Wildlife Conservation Society.

The zoo is obviously in bad shape already. The Zoo's already had two very witty animal escapees (@BornxZooCobra, @BronxZooPeacock) in 2011, if the budget is cut any further all the charming animals will be loose in Manhattan by 2013.

In early 2009, when its budget was slashed by a half-million dollars the society closed three zoo exhibits and cut the society's staff by 186 positions, or 15%.

"We had to make some difficult decisions," John Calvelli, a society spokesman, said in an interview. "We don't have the luxury of firing our walrus."

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Dumbass Of The Day: Utah Man Shoots Neighbor's Puppy

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Bastard Of The Day: Utah Man Shoots Neighbor's Puppy

This is why you don't drink with a loaded gun.

Utah town councilman Rick E. Wilberg was arrested in connection with cruelty to animals and intoxication after he allegedly shot the neighbor's puppy with a .22-caliber rifle while he had been drinking.

Why? Was the dog peeing on his rare oil pantings, or chewing on his new fence, or threatening his cat? Nope, Wilberg told police that he shot the dog because 'he had been sick of listening to the dog bark.'

The chihuahua, Rocky, belonged to Peggy Redmiles, whose three-quarter acre lot shares a fence line with Wilberg’s property.

She found the nine-month-old pup dead in her Tabiona bac yard after she had left the house for a short period to collect fence supplies.

Mrs. Redmiles said her son heard what he thought sounded like firecrackers and when he walked outside, the puppy was dead from a single gunshot.

She told the Salt Lake Tribune:

"I am terrified. I am angry. He was like my baby. I am so scared to let my other dogs go in the backyard, and the only thing that was separating my yard from my neighbours with small children was a chain-link fence. He executed a puppy.

We can only imagine that barking won't be the worst sound Mr. Wilberg will hear in prison.

RIP Rocky.

[Image via thepetscentral.com.]

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Scariest Job EVER: Cleaning A Cobra Pit!

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OMG! OMG! OMG!

We hope this guy gets paid millions a year - cause we wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

This pro goes into the pit filled with tons of angry cobras while chewing gum and wearing flip-flops and shorts like it ain't no thing.

With expert composure, he simply lifts the snakes by their necks and tosses them to one side.

He is surrounded in the pit by hundreds of the dark black and grey snakes which could spit venom from their razor-sharp fangs at any minute.

This guy makes Indiana Jones look like a total kitten.

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Giant Great White Shark Spotted Where Jaws Was Filmed

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Giant Great White Shark Spotted Where 'Jaws' Was Filmed

OMG!

What started off as a nice fishing trip among friends turned into a potential Hollywood horor film when they came upon a massive 20-foot-long great white shark. (We would have dropped dead).

According to boat captain Jeff Lynch, the sea monster circled his boat a couple of times, long enough for him to catch a couple of photos, before it disappeared into the deep.

Mr Lynch said: "To see something that big was crazy. It was as big as my boat."

Before seeing the shark, Mr Lynch had already contacted the Coast Guard because he had seen a dead whale floating off the coast. Shortly after that he noticed the 20ft-long shark 'bumping and nudging' the whale carcass.

Will Farrissey, who was on Mr Lynch's boat when the shark was spotted, told the Boston Herald:

"We waited for it to eat the whale, but it kept circling, nudging and bumping the whale. The girth on it was impressive."

The 1975 film Jaws, was set in the fictional town of Amity Island but was mostly shot in Martha's Vineyard.

If this shark comes back we're blaming Spielberg!

(See the blurry pic of the shark below).

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Attack Hawk!

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A what attacked you?

The red-tailed hawk was captured Monday after she clawed a man Friday near a building at Tufts University in Somerville.

She was apparently protecting two chicks in her nest.

The man was knocked to the ground. "I had cuts and scratches on my head. And I was bleeding all over my head," Mike Doherty said.

He needed 15 stitches near his eyes, and now he needs the courage to tell his friends he was attacked by a bird.

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Drunk Dad Bites The Head Off Pet Snake In Front His Screaming Kids

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Drunk dad bites a snakes head off

Wow.

Barry Laverick was at his girlfriend's house with their sons, aged 12 and 2, when he bit the head off the 50cm-long pet corn snake.

The 41-year-old told his partner that she would not be able to move her snake or the family dog in a planned house move, adding: "That dog's only going if it's stuffed."

The gentleman then sweetly called the family to the foot of the stairs where he held the snake.

A source said the father of the year threatened to bite the snake's head off.

His 12-year-old son was screaming for him not to do it, but that didn't stop him. He bit the snake's head from the body and the two-year-old started to scream.

His girlfriend describes herself as being in shock and found herself placing the two parts of the snake into the tank.

'She effectively told him to get out of the house, but he began pulling her hair (cause he loves her so much).

The eldest son took the youngest into his arms. She was in fear and struck Laverick twice in the face but was too frightened to call the police.

He called to the dog and said "if you think that's bad, wait ’til I cut the dog's head off".

But he didn't get the chance, Laverick was arrested the following day.

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Anarchist Alligator Tries To Eat Police Car

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We told him to stop listing to NWA…

This anti-authority 10 foot long beast clamped its powerful jaws on the front bumper and refused to let go.

Video footage captured the alligator holding on to the bumper as the car slowly reverses away.

Eventually, it lets go and the gator was captured by a licensed trapper.

The confrontation took place in Gainesville, Florida, when a householder called 911 to report the alligator wandering around a residential neighbourhood.

Sheriff's deputy responded to the call, and was confronted by the alligator.

He remained in his car while the animal tried to take a bite out his bumper.

The gator said this was prejudice. If he was a crocodile he would have gotten away with a warning.

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