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Evil Hipster Vanessa Abrams Gets Cold Shoulder From Gossip Girl Cast For Breaking Chuck's Heart!

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Sorry, gurlfriend! You put yourself in this mess, time to deal with the consequences!

Despite reports suggesting that they had reconciled, things have apparently taken a turn for the worse between Gossip Girl co-stars and ex-couple Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr!

While Ed has been spotted out and about with his co-stars Penn Badgley, Chace Crawford, and that dumbass Serena Blake Lively on multiple occassions, it appears that Jess is getting the cold shoulder!

A source reveals:

"Jessica still misses Ed and wants him back. However, he is heartbroken and wants nothing to do with her. Ed has really alienated Jessica from the rest of the cast. Ed doesn't want to be around her, he's still very hurt."

Poor Chuck Bass had his heart broken by evil hipster Vanessa Abrams!

We personally don't know what upsets us more - that that seksi Brit is nursing a broken heart or that this report confirms that Jess is back on set, which means that her shiteous character is back from Haiti!

UGH! She is the worst! Well - not worse than Serena, but still pretty lame!

What do U think?? Should Ed forgive Jess, or should he complain about her until her stoopid character gets written off the show??

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Vampire Weekend Sued Over Their Album Cover!

Filed under: Music MinuteLegal Matters

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Well, shiz! These guys are NOT going to be used to dealing with a mess like this!

Hipster band Vampire Weekend is being sued for $2 million by the model on the cover of their latest album, Contra, who claims that she never signed a release on the photo!

The woman is named Kirsten Kennis, and she apparently took the pic back in 1983!

The band bought the photo from the photographer, Tod Brody, but Kennis alleges that her signature on the photographic release was forged and she didn't even know her image was being used until Vampire Weekend started promoting the album!

Poor guys! We bet that they just wanted to be original and use some old, unknown photo, and had no idea they were doing anything wrong!

Sucks!

Thoughts??

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KStew Reveals Her Personal Anthem!

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LOL LOLz!

We can just picture her, fastening that busted Eclipse weave onto her head, squawking along to the MileyBird in her trailer!

It's probably the most expressive she got the entire time on set!

That radiant little ball of sunshine, Stewie Puss Puss, recently talked about the music she listened to in order to prepare for her role as the most pathetic girl in all the world, Bella, and we were SHOCKED with what she revealed!

She said:

"I just listened to my normal music. Bella's less tortured. She's less conflicted. I mean … it's the most she's conflicted about the love triangle [but] that happens sort of at the end. But I don't know, 'The Climb' is my theme song — and I'm sticking to it."

You never stop surprising us, Stewie!

We would have sworn you would have name dropped some random hipster band to amp up your street cred!!

LOLz!

Thoughts??

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Hipster Wet Dream Alert!!

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Those pretentious hipster fucks are going to lose their shiz over this!

Indie faves Zooey Deschanel and Rashida Jones are set to play a lesbian couple in the new comedy My Idiot Brother!

Paul Rudd will apparently portray a slacker who moves out of his mother's home to live with his sisters, portrayed by Deschanel, Elizabeth Banks, and Emily Mortimer!

Sounds like the same old song and dance, but his movies are usually pretty HIGHlarious, so if it ain't broke, why fix it??

We wonder how, ahem, intimate Zooey and Rashida will get on screen!

Thoughts??

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No And NO! KiKi Drunkst Joins Stewie Puss Puss On The Road

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Do they want this mess to suck as much as their actresses fail??

We were disgusted to hear earlier that our favorite little ray of sunshine, Kristen Stewart, had signed on to Walter Salles' film adaptation of Jack Kerouac's acclaimed novel-turned-ode to hipsters, On the Road!

Well, if that news isn't BARF-inducing enough, we've just heard that another one of our special little favorites has also just joined the cast - none other than KiKi Drunkst!

UGH. Can you imagine all the floral-printed peasant tops and weird teeth the audience is going to have to endure??

All they need is The Mush and it can be the perfect trifecta of HACK!

Bwa ha ha!

What do U think?? Are U going to be super elitist and aloof and go see these disasters in On the Road??

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More Obnoxious Babble From MGMT

Filed under: Icky Icky PooMusic Minute

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Indie rokkers MGMT are talking useless shiz again about how they can't be defined as mainstream or indie, because they're just that original!

Ben Goldwasser says:

"I think people have this attitude that something's either pop or it's pretentious art, or it's mainstream or it's indie, there's no middle ground, and I think we're trying to go somewhere in between that. We feel like it should be taken as an album and not a collection of singles. We don't want to be associated with concept albums and art rock or any of that, it's bullshit to us.

What I was saying was sarcastic, 'If you're expecting 'Kids' or 'Time to Pretend' or whatever, sorry, you're not going to get that on this album,' and to interpret that as a genuine apology is really stupid. We are absolutely dead serious about music-making, and that's what we want people to understand, that there's no joke in it. We're not intentionally trying to fuck with people, we're actually making this music that we love and we want people to hear it."

Yeah, ooooook.

Nobody cares about how different or mainstream your music is, they just care how good it is.

However, acting like you're so above it all isn't going to win you over any new fans!

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