
If Samuel L. Jackson wanted to kill you with a golf swing, he would! Sam doesn't 'almost' do ANYTHING!!
Sam was at the famous St. Andrews golf course in Scotland, playing in a celebrity tournament when he allegedly (remember, he doesn't 'almost' do anything!) shanked a ball so hard into the crowd that some say he nearly killed someone!
Okay fine, when we say 'some say' we actually mean Sam himself. Here's what he said:
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Just because Dido chose to name her son Stanley, that doesn't mean she was naming him after the hit song she had with Eminem years ago — a song called Stan!
Honestly, we didn't even connect the dots and had no idea that people were thinking that until she spoke up to squash rumors about it! LOLz! Here's what Dido said:
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If you're into cheesy action movies starring muscles and explosions, we have got some FABULOUS news for you!
Let's ignore the fact that today is April Fool's, and let's look at the fact that the new G.I. Joe did well enough this weekend to warrant a third in the franchise — and it's already in development! That's right, $132 million global on it's first debut is MORE than enough to get another one!
Plus, Retaliation is doing much better than the first go around for the franchise, even if the first one cost almost $45 million more to make! It's on track to beat it in the long run too!
If you aren't a fan of popcorn movies, well, we're sorry about the bad news. LOLz! Go watch 400 Blows again or something!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: big, box office, development, gi joe 3, global, hit, number, sequel

This sounds like a joke or some weird play on words or something… but it's not!!
A dog was left in an unattended vehicle that was also left running.
The dog must've been roaming around, doing dog stuff, when they accidentally knocked the car into gear.
The vehicle began slowly rolling forward and when a pedestrian saw it, they tried to intervene.
Tags: accident, car, crazy, dog, driving, hit, hospital, hurt, pedestrian, person, scary

Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a bona fide worldwide success!
One might think that other countries wouldn't understand or take a liking to a reality show about American rednecks, but as it turns out, they love it!
Tags: global, here comes honey boo boo, hit, honey boo boo, reality tv, tlc, tv, worldwide
This cat is being a dick for no reason.
He wasn't content just hanging out on his giant cat fortress his owner lovingly bought for him.
Maybe we don't know the whole story and the owner just broke all the cat's favorite toys right in front of him.
But we're gonna go ahead and assume that this is just a cat being a cat.
And a dick.
So stop, cat. Stop being a dick. It's not cool.
Your owner clearly set up those water bottles like that for a reason and all you do is ruin everything.
It's okay though, because you're still cute doing it!
Check out the video (above) to see one mischievous cat having some fun.
Tags: cat, cat fortress, cuteness, dick, funny, hit, kitty, knock, water bottles

Think you could take on the 36 year old walking ab-muscle that is Ryan Reynolds??
THINK AGAIN! LOLz!
Check out this punch he served while filming a scene for Queen of the Night in Sudbury, Canada. Poor Scott Speedman — he didn't stand a chance!
The movie is about a father trying to locate his kidnapped daughter, which is usual fare for Hollywood. Though, it's been a year or two since we've had one of those plots we guess? Did the daughter get taken again in Taken 2?
Ha!
Regardless, Ryan Reynolds is def eye candy, and we like his beard! Yum!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Tags: costar, hit, knock out, movie, punching, ryan reynolds, set