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Kooky Quaids Won't Be Extradited From Canada

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Looks like you get to stay, Quaids!

Remember Randy and Evi Quaid? (We barely do.) They were accused of doing a whole bunch of ridiculous things like squatting in their old Santa Barbara, Calif. house and being charged with vandalism and defacing $5,000 worth of property. Then they ran to Canada in fear of a group called the "Hollywood star whackers!"

Well, we guess Randy and Evi CAN run forever because they will NOT be extradited from Canada to face their felony vandalism charges here in the U.S.

Authorities in Santa Barbara had been seeking the return of the Quaids, but looks like they've decided not to pursue the matter further.

If the Quaids ARE

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Randy Quaid's Wife Misses Court Date…AGAIN

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How many times has been this now? One, two, a bajillion??

Randy Quaid's wife, Evi, has missed yet another court date, which means yet another warrant is out for her arrest.

She failed to appear for a probation hearing on Thursday in Santa Barbara as she and her husband remain in Canada. They are seeking asylum from from the "Hollywood star-whackers."

At Thursday's hearing, their lawyer, Robert Sanger, withdrew from the case and declined to comment.

Smart move.

Evi indicated that she didn't want to leave her husband in Canada to go deal with the case in California. She now faces a new $100,000 arrest warrant.

You can't run forever.

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Watch Out, Star Whackers! The Quaids Are Writing A Tell-All!

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Oh boy. This is a whole lot of crazy for one novel!

The increasingly erratic Randy and Evi Quaid have allegedly started the hunt for a ghost-writer to help the couple with a tell-all book!

A source reveals:

“The hunt for a writer to work with the Quaids is happening right now. No one expects them to have any problems getting a publisher. The book is going to be wild, that’s for sure. They’ve got a lot to say and they’re not going to hold back. At the very least it’s going to be very entertaining.”

We predict it to be a best-seller!

We just hope that the plan to tell-all doesn't get that nefarious Star Whacker all riled up!

What if he (or she, they, it, whatever) comes after them before they're finished with the manuscript?!

LOLz!

Thoughts??

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Canada Saved The Quaids' Lives From Hollywood Star Whackers

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Canada should get a medal or something for saving the delusional Quaids' lives!

Randy Quaid and wife Evi are crediting Canada for saving their lives from "Hollywood Star Whackers" who they believe are hunting them.

Looks like they're trying to get in Canada's good graces, in an effort to convince their Immigration and Refugee board to give them refugee status.

Here's what Randy had to say about it:

"I feel good. If it wasn't for Canada's refugee laws my wife and I would be dead."

Randy is currently going through two separate hearings with Canada's immigration board, which are as follows:

- To determine his refugee claim

- Determine whether he is admissible to Canada

If things don't go well for Randy, they'll deport him back to the U.S.

Does Canada really want to deal with the Quaids on a permanent basis? We have our suspicions we'll be seeing them back in the U.S. soon.

Do U think Canada should give the Quaids refugee status?

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This is UNREAL!! Quaids Seeking Refuge From "Hollywood Star Whackers"!

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WHAT?!?

We truly can't believe how crazy this story is getting.

Randy and Evi Quaid were arrested in Vancouver on Wednesday after police discovered that the couple were wanted on several outstanding warrants in the U.S. for failing to show up in court.

And now the couple is asking for refuge in Canada because they feel they are being persecuted in the U.S. and may be "murdered" under suspicious circumstances.

During their immigration hearing, they have asked to seek asylum so that they can escape "Hollywood star whackers" who they believe murdered David Carradine and Heath Ledger.

OMG!!! Are they serious???? What the hell??

To make things even more unbelievable, Quaid says he did not go to Canada to escape the warrants, but instead was considering relocating to Vancouver to restart his career. During the hearing, he replied, "I love Canada. It's been a very welcoming nation to me. I would not do anything to besmirch my reputation."

Too late, buddy, too late!! Randy Quaid makes National Lampoon's Cousin Eddie look completely normal and sane.

What do U think about this crazy couple??

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