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Meet Harry Potter Himself! LOLz!

This is almost so crazy that it's uncomfortable!

Check out (above) this submission to Moviefone's "America's Biggest Harry Potter Fan" contest…featuring an application who claims to be Harry Potter himself!

And holy shiz, does he make a good case for himself!

This is, just…wow. Beyond anything we've ever seen!

Wait till he talks about the dress robes he wore to prom - and his TATTOOS!

Ahhhh! LOLz!

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It Will Literally Leave You Speechless! Check Out The Trailer For Blubarella!

Everyone seriously needs to watch this right now.

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

Just watch the trailer for Blubarella (above), and action/comedy directed by Uwe Boll, which is apparently centered around an overweight, Nazi-killing female superhero.

No description we could give, no matter how articulate, would ever do what we just witnessed justice.


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Jersey Shore Is The Highest Rated Show In MTV History!

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Now that it's done, the numbers are in, and holy SHIZ.

During its second season, the smash series Jersey Shore pulled in about 5.8 million viewers every week, making it the highest-rated series in MTV's history!

Meanwhile, last week's second-season finale even topped those numbers, with 6.1 million viewers!

We think it's safe to assume that those guidos and guidettes' fifteen minutes isn't over YET, and they'll be filming a season four very soon!

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Watermelon To The Face!

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Oh em fucking gee!

We know we're not supposed to laugh at this. She could have been very badly hurt.

But this is absolutely AMAZING!


Check out this BRUTAL clip from the upcoming season of The Amazing Race (above), in which a contestant gets slammed in the face with a watermelon!

Do you SEE the way that thing explodes?! Out. of. control!

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Death By Krispy Kreme.

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We'll take that with a side of heart attack, please!

Check out the latest reason America is a scary-ass place - a Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger, which made its debut at the Wisconsin State Fair this summer!

The $5 monstrosity - created by Nathan Morrissey of Machine Head restaurant - apparently is a normal cheeseburger with a Krispy Kreme doughnut instead of a bun, and is topped with chocolate-covered bacon and clocks in at about 1,000 calories!

YUM! Can you imagine how quickly that shiz sinks to the bottom of your stomach?

We'd probably keel over and die after two bites!


[Image via Brad Vest.]

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Women Has Two Uteruses And Is Pregnant In Both Of Them!

This is unbelievable!

A woman in Utah named Angie Cromar has an extremely rare condition called uterus didelphys, which essentially means that she has two uteruses, and somehow managed to get pregnant with two children - who are NOT twins - growing side by side in slightly different developmental stages!

She confirms:

“(The doctor) said I’m five weeks and four days in one, and six weeks and one day in the other.”

The 34-year-old, who is already a mother of two, is about one in five million with whom this happens!

Holy shiz! It's definitely something we've never heard of before!

Women who DO, however, have the condition, tend to miscarry or deliver prematurely, so we wish her a safe and healthy pregnancy…and then another one!


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Mugshot Hall Of Fame.


Hoooooly shit. We've seen a lot of exquisite, truly amazing mugshots, but this one takes the effing cake!

We wonder if that's the face that Lindsay Lohan sees when she over does it on the ambien and meth!

That stud muffin pictured above is Jesse Thornhill of Tulsa, who was arrested after allegedly sacrificing a goat and worshipping his dark master Satan attempting to run over his landlord in a '96 Ford Windstar after an argument!

He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and we're frightened to discover that he has been bonded out. Which means, all you fine folk in Tulsa, he's coming for you next!

We want to know where you go to get horns implanted into your head! Do people actually do that?!


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