When America saw Mimi Faust and Nikko Smith's sex tape they all had one thought: where can I get a shower rod with that same Herculean strength?!
According to questioned employees, major retailers like Home Depot, Lowe's, Target, and Walmart have been struggling to keep up with demand for super strong shower rods!
Ha! The ultimate irony is that this sex tape actually led to a shortage of hard rods!
People really want to get their Mimi-inspired sexcrobatics on! We hope this alleged shortage doesn't lead to a national crisis.
[Image via Vivid.]
Tags: buy, home depot, love and hip hop, lowes, mimi faust, nikko smith, reality tv, sex, sex tape, shortage, shower rod, skin, target, walmart
Shia LaBeouf is a man with a mission: enjoy day with lady!
The Nymphomaniac star was spotted hanging with his girlfriend Mia Goth in El Lay on Tuesday.
Le buff Shia was
on leave on break from filming his new war movie Fury, so he wanted to get as much quality time with his lady love as possible.
The couple had a busy date! Shia took Mia to Home Depot where he gifted her with some long, hard wood before putting some cream in her mouth at the ice cream shoppe.
All that despite being fatigued! What a trooper!
[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]
Tags: fury, home depot, ice cream, los angeles, love line, mia goth, shia labeouf
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If you've seen Iron Man 3, you already know the film's plot has more twists than a Chubby Checker music video. As it turns out, the creator's original concept was even
stranger seXXXier than the final product!!
In one version of the script, Gwyneth Paltrow cheats on Robert Downey Jr. with one of the bad guys!!!
They even make a sex tape together!!
And then they screen it at a Home Depot!!
What the effing eff?!?!
If you're ready for MAJOR plot reveals, find out the incredibly unexpected sex subplot that never made it into the final film …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Tags: chris martin, deleted scene, film flickers, guy pearce, gwyneth paltrow, home depot, incomprehensible plot, iron man 3, robert downey jr, script, sex, sex tape, shane black
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SPOILER ALERT: That wig is cray!!
We're guessing The Call is about an I'm Your Baby Tonight-era Whitney Houston calling up Halle Berry and asking for her hairdo back?! LOLz, JK!!
For realz, though, this flick looks terrifying!!!
Ch-Ch-Check out the
adorbzies petrified Abigail Breslin trapped in the trunk of a madman's car (above)!
Yikes!! As he drives her around, presumably en route to purchase a little girl sized wood-chipper at Home Depot, the Little Miss Sunshine starlet's only recourse is to dial up her trusty 9-1-1 operator, Mrz. Berryl!
Will she live? Die? Exceed her monthly allowance of minutes with T-Mobile?! We're bitting our nails in nervous anticipation!!
If you'd like to
place a see The Call, please hang up and try again you'll have to wait until March 15!
Tags: 911, abigail breslin, film flickers, halle berry, home depot, im your baby tonight, little miss sunshine, official trailer, spoiler alert, t mobile, the call, trailers, whitney houston
We guess things are looking up!?
Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson seemed to get along just fine while they mixed some paint at Home Depot in El Lay on Sunday.
Purchasing paint isn't exactly picking out engagement rings at Tiffany's, but it looks like these guys are at least on good terms!!
Last time we saw them in public together, Hayden appeared more angsty than Anakin after Queen Amidala died, LOLz!!
Take our free post-Father's Day advice, Hayden: if you're going to paint the lady's porch, be sure to wear gloves!!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Tags: anakin skywalker, fathers day, hayden christensen, home depot, rachel bilson
Are U as pissed off at Lowes for their bigoted decision to pull advertising from TLC's All-American Muslim as we are?
Good! You're not alone! Actress Mia Farrow and hip-hop icon Russell Simmons are too!
After hearing the distressing news, Mia asked her followers to join her in a boycott of the home improvement chain, tweeting:
Tags: all-american muslim, america, florida family association, home depot, ignorant, lowes, mia farrow, muslim, russell simmons, statement
Thanks for taking a stand against such ignorance!
The American Family Association was in contact with Home Depot recently to file a complaint with the company. They attended a board meeting to implore the company to stop - wait for it - supporting people "in the clasp of Satan." In other words, people in the gay community.
One of the AFA members went on record (above) to say that the company should stop supporting gay rights, a "lifestyle" not supported by God and his true followers.
Blah, blah, blah! You guys are really starting to bore us now. Haven't you gotten tired of this BS yet? It has to be so exhausting to be so hateful, doesn't it???
Now, if you'll excuse us, we suddenly have the urge to go buy some tools! To the Depot we go!!!
Tags: community, gay rights, home depot, support