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Donald Trump Nominates Sheriff Who Wants To Round Up & Imprison 'Black Lives Matter' Supporters To Homeland Security

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Donald Trump has named some horrible people to his cabinet. David Clarke may actually be the scariest.

The Milwaukee sheriff has been thrust into the spotlight by conservatives who love having an African American man on their side decrying Black Lives Matter (he calls it "Black Lies Matter") and rejecting the idea of police brutality (while overseeing a prison in which four people have died of mistreatment).

But as the Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security, which Clarke just announced Trump has named him, he may put some very scary, un-American ideas into practice.

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In his book, he suggests the government stop trying to allow free speech and simply take all suspected terrorists and terrorist sympathizers, "scoop them up, charge them with treason and, under habeas corpus, detain them indefinitely at Gitmo."

The bigger problem? Clarke's definition of terrorism is extraordinarily broad; he has labeled the Black Lives Matter movement a terror organization. In his book, he states the number of potential terrorists that need to be rounded up could hit the MILLIONS.

He has also suggested Trump protesters need to be violently rebuked, which may be the most fascistic thing we've heard come out of a Trump team member.

And that's saying something.

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Chicago Doctor Trapped Overseas Is Suing Donald Trump Over Ban — And He’s Not The Only One!

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Donald Trump better lawyer up fast!

It's no secret the President has gotten major backlash for his controversial immigrant ban targeting several Muslim-majority countries, and is handling anyone who dares to defy his order in a very Apprentice-y way.

But it looks like Trump and the living fossils he calls his administration have gotten themselves into a legal bind they might not be able to get out of — because POTUS is getting slapped with several well-deserved lawsuits!

Related: Trump Wants To Kick Out More Immigrants!

One comes from a Chicago-based doctor who can't get back home from his wedding because he was born in Syria.

After traveling to the United Arab Emirates to get married, Dr. Amer Al Homssi (pictured above) was planning on finishing his internal medicine residency at Advocate Christ Medical Center, but his

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Former Rock And Roll DJ Arrested For Sending Disturbing Sexual Messages To A Child! Horrible!

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Dave Herman, who was a popular rock n' roll disc jockey from 1972-1998, was arrested on October 24th after exchanging inappropriate messages and attempting to engage in sexual activities with a child.

We are going to warn you right now that the details are very disturbing.

Over the span of a year, the 77-year-old DJ sent messages to a woman named Kris, who he believed was the mother of a 7-year-old girl named Lexi. However, in reality she was actually working undercover with the police.

Over that time, Dave sent tons of disgusting messages asking whether Lexi was sexually active and even sent pictures of himself to the fictional child.

One particularly disturbing message allegedly reads:

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Secretary Of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano: 'Events In Boston Were Not Part Of A Broader Plot'

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We certainly hope she's correct.

Now that we know that the bombs used in the Boston Marathon tragedy may have been pressure cookers hidden in backpacks, the Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano is stating that the explosions that ended up killing 3 people and injuring 176 were not part of a broader plot.

Napolitano said:

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Carry-On Luggage Costing Tax Payers $260 Million A Year!

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This is certainly not helping the national debt go down.

U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, told Congress last week carry-on luggage is costing the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) some $260 million every year.

She says that luggage fees have scared off more passengers from checking their bags and instead load more into their carry-on, which means more items for Transportation Security Administration officers to inspect at security checkpoints.

That's a bummer, so what is the head of Homeland Security suggesting? Charging us more to fly of course!

After being asked whether taxpayers should have to pick up these security fees or make airlines use some of their MASSIVE profits to offset the cost on the people, Napolitino suggested a surcharge of up to $5 on each ticket.

The new security fee, she says, would bring her department about $600 million a year.

Typical. Let's make the PEOPLE pay for the airline companies' cost to run THEIR business!

They probably can't afford it anyway, they only make an estimated $5 billion a year. Ha!

Question Janet…why are we footing the bill for a billion dollar business to run effectively?

Thoughts???

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Back To School For Spencer Pratt!

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Oh, these two! Is it bad that we sort of find this charming?!

LOLz!

Spencer Pratt has made no secret of his dream to join the FBI, but it sounds as though he's actually doing everything in his power to actually achieve it - because he's announced that he's given up reality television, and has re-enrolled at USC to finish his college degree!

He explains:

"I want to be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence. What really made me decide to do it, was those ads that pop up every time you sign onto the computer that say, 'Do you want to work for the FBI, all you need is a college degree.' I was like, I don't have that. I came so close to getting my degree, that I can't believe I didn't finish. It's going to be really weird to be at school again. I know it will be hard to blend in. Just going to the college store with Heidi (Montag) to get my books for summer school was a challenge. I am ready to get my degree, I've given up reality TV, and I would love to be an FBI agent. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to work for the government, so I've wanted to be an FBI agent for like 20 years, it's an honorable job. Heidi is going to come to all my classes with me because she doesn't want any funny business. I was diagnosed with ADHD, and if I sign up early, I can take tests separately and be given more time. But in class, Heidi will take my notes for me because of my ADHD. I am finishing my two General Education science classes and Spanish and a writing class and I'll get my degree. We are so excited to learn Spanish together so I can speak to the chef at my favorite restaurant."

Ha! Well, it certainly sounds as though you're on your way, bb!

But doesn't Heidi want to get her own degree, too? Seems like a lot of class time and hard work - and with nothing to show for it at the end of the day!

Either way - we're just glad you two have found interests beyond seeking publicity The Hills!

Keep up the good work!

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Mark Ruffalo NOT On Terror Advisory List

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We're happy to hear that 13 Going On 30's Mark Ruffalo is, in fact, NOT considered a threat to national security.

According to reports, the actor had been allegedly placed on a terror advisory list after he arranged screenings of a new documentary, GasLand, which is all about natural gas drilling.

A rep for the Pennsylvania Emergency Management Agency, which oversees PA's homeland security dept, has said that Mark Ruffalo is not on their terror advisory list AND that they don't even have a terror advisory list!

Sure, it was probably weird for him to think he was a suspected terrorist, but lets look at the bright side of this….

-Mark kept a positive attitude the entire time, and impressed us with his ability to stay cool under pressure

-He'll be fresh in everyone's minds when the new Hulk movie comes out

-He's still totally adorbs in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Glad to hear everything's normal again, Mark. Hopefully, we'll never have to use your name with words like "terror" or "Pennsylvania" in a sentence ever again!

Did U think EVER think there was a chance that Mark was up to no good?

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