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Former Rock And Roll DJ Arrested For Sending Disturbing Sexual Messages To A Child! Horrible!

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former dj david herman arrested for sneding and attempting to have sex with a childDave Herman, who was a popular rock n' roll disc jockey from 1972-1998, was arrested on October 24th after exchanging inappropriate messages and attempting to engage in sexual activities with a child.

We are going to warn you right now that the details are very disturbing.

Over the span of a year, the 77-year-old DJ sent messages to a woman named Kris, who he believed was the mother of a 7-year-old girl named Lexi. However, in reality she was actually working undercover with the police.

Over that time, Dave sent tons of disgusting messages asking whether Lexi was sexually active and even sent pictures of himself to the fictional child.

One particularly disturbing message allegedly reads:

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Secretary Of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano: 'Events In Boston Were Not Part Of A Broader Plot'

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We certainly hope she's correct.

Now that we know that the bombs used in the Boston Marathon tragedy may have been pressure cookers hidden in backpacks, the Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano is stating that the explosions that ended up killing 3 people and injuring 176 were not part of a broader plot.

Napolitano said:

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Carry-On Luggage Costing Tax Payers $260 Million A Year!

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This is certainly not helping the national debt go down.

U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, told Congress last week carry-on luggage is costing the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) some $260 million every year.

She says that luggage fees have scared off more passengers from checking their bags and instead load more into their carry-on, which means more items for Transportation Security Administration officers to inspect at security checkpoints.

That's a bummer, so what is the head of Homeland Security suggesting? Charging us more to fly of course!

After being asked whether taxpayers should have to pick up these security fees or make airlines use some of their MASSIVE profits to offset the cost on the people, Napolitino suggested a surcharge of up to $5 on each ticket.

The new security fee, she says, would bring her department about $600 million a year.

Typical. Let's make the PEOPLE pay for the airline companies' cost to run THEIR business!

They probably can't afford it anyway, they only make an estimated $5 billion a year. Ha!

Question Janet…why are we footing the bill for a billion dollar business to run effectively?

Thoughts???

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Back To School For Spencer Pratt!

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Oh, these two! Is it bad that we sort of find this charming?!

LOLz!

Spencer Pratt has made no secret of his dream to join the FBI, but it sounds as though he's actually doing everything in his power to actually achieve it - because he's announced that he's given up reality television, and has re-enrolled at USC to finish his college degree!

He explains:

"I want to be an FBI agent, or work in homeland security or intelligence. What really made me decide to do it, was those ads that pop up every time you sign onto the computer that say, 'Do you want to work for the FBI, all you need is a college degree.' I was like, I don't have that. I came so close to getting my degree, that I can't believe I didn't finish. It's going to be really weird to be at school again. I know it will be hard to blend in. Just going to the college store with Heidi (Montag) to get my books for summer school was a challenge. I am ready to get my degree, I've given up reality TV, and I would love to be an FBI agent. Ever since I was a kid I wanted to work for the government, so I've wanted to be an FBI agent for like 20 years, it's an honorable job. Heidi is going to come to all my classes with me because she doesn't want any funny business. I was diagnosed with ADHD, and if I sign up early, I can take tests separately and be given more time. But in class, Heidi will take my notes for me because of my ADHD. I am finishing my two General Education science classes and Spanish and a writing class and I'll get my degree. We are so excited to learn Spanish together so I can speak to the chef at my favorite restaurant."

Ha! Well, it certainly sounds as though you're on your way, bb!

But doesn't Heidi want to get her own degree, too? Seems like a lot of class time and hard work - and with nothing to show for it at the end of the day!

Either way - we're just glad you two have found interests beyond seeking publicity The Hills!

Keep up the good work!

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Mark Ruffalo NOT On Terror Advisory List

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We're happy to hear that 13 Going On 30's Mark Ruffalo is, in fact, NOT considered a threat to national security.

According to reports, the actor had been allegedly placed on a terror advisory list after he arranged screenings of a new documentary, GasLand, which is all about natural gas drilling.

A rep for the Pennsylvania Emergency Management Agency, which oversees PA's homeland security dept, has said that Mark Ruffalo is not on their terror advisory list AND that they don't even have a terror advisory list!

Sure, it was probably weird for him to think he was a suspected terrorist, but lets look at the bright side of this….

-Mark kept a positive attitude the entire time, and impressed us with his ability to stay cool under pressure

-He'll be fresh in everyone's minds when the new Hulk movie comes out

-He's still totally adorbs in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Glad to hear everything's normal again, Mark. Hopefully, we'll never have to use your name with words like "terror" or "Pennsylvania" in a sentence ever again!

Did U think EVER think there was a chance that Mark was up to no good?

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Joey Lawrence and Wesley Snipes To Make Film Comeback Together

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Joey Lawrence, best known for saying “Whoa!” on Blossom, and Wesley Snipes best known for the Blade trilogy, and for his criminal escapades, will be making a comeback together in the upcoming action movie Havana Heat!

Recently, Joey has been gaining popularity with his role in Melissa & Joey, which is becoming a major ABC Family project, and Wesley Snipes became somewhat pertinent with his role in the film Brooklyn’s Finest, but this movie could very well take both their careers up a notch.

The story revolves around a Guantanomo agent with Homeland Security, who’s murdered. We certainly hope it isn’t Joey’s character who gets murdered…unless he still has the crew cut. He needs to take care of that by the time they start filming this.

We’re curious to see how this thing plays out. Will the consequences of Wesley’s criminal activity conflict with this movie? Will Joey get sunburn while running around outside all day on set with his bald head exposed?

Are U excited for this Snipes/Lawrence collaboration?

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