In America you can be anything you want! Unless, of course, you used to be a porn star.
Everyone knows that once you do a porn you have to work in the porn industry for the rest of your life.
Sadly, no one told that to Kevin Hogan. He had the nerve to try to be an English teacher at a high school!! How dare, right?
It was discovered (somehow) by Fox New
masturbators "investigators" that the English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school had been in 3 gay porn movies.
We don't know how he was "discovered." Hogan went by the stage name — and very classy — name: Hytch Cawke.
The school released a statement saying:
“We value the health and safety of our students. The school followed our normal hiring practices,"
which included criminal background checks in Massachusetts and California, where Hogan had been living.
One angry mom said:
“I’m disturbed. I’m surprised. The kids really love him. He's been a great addition to the team. He's a new coach this year. New head of the English department. This is scary.”
Wait, he was good and the kids loved him? How scary indeed!! You should make your kids take 33 cold showers in a row to get the gay off them!
Guys, this is horrible. He was good at what he did and he wasn't a criminal. Fox News should be ashamed for ruining this law abiding citizens professional life!!
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