In his defense, he never asked for her name! On second thought, that's no defense at all!
More specifically, the 300 star reveals whether or not he invaded Brandi Glanville's vagina with his tiny Spartan!
Ch-ch-check him explaining away the ugly truth (above)!
If you remember, the Real Housewives actress claimed he was an 11 out of 10 in bed!
Whoa, high marks!
And how did Gerard rate her? With the infamous line "who's Brandi Glanville?"
Ouch, that kind of response could dent a lady's pride!!
Slow down to catch her last name next time, lover boy!
Or you might accidentally hurt her feelings later on, after she dishes about your supposedly private affair to the tabloids!