
Dear lord.
Jersey Shore's newest guidette, Deena Cortese, was down in Miami this weekend wearing that.
We're all for leopard print, just not when it looks like it's circling a toilet bowl.
[Image via Jeff Daly/WENN.]
Tags: deena cortese, hot mess, jersey shore, leopard print, mansion nightclub, miami
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Nicole Kidman was not looking her best at the Critics Choice Awards.
The Aussie arrived at the Hollywood Palladium in a navy Nina Ricci gown that was kind of a snoozefest.
Hopefully Nicole will make up for this on Sunday.
[Image via Getty Images.]
Tags: 2011 critics choice awards, critics choice, hot mess, nina ricci, unflattering
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Saying Blake Lively looked like a hot mess at Thursday night's Realm boutique opening would be an understatement of epic proportions.
First of all, Blake's dress shirt WAY too big for her. If we had to guess it's probably made for a man.
Second, how could she possibly not notice those shirt tails sticking out???
Then there's her multi-colored disco ball skirt.
It probably would have looked cute paired with something else, but why oh why did she have to accessorize it with that awful tan belt!?
Ick!
And finally, the shoes. They really just add to the ridiculousness that is Blake's outfit.
What do U think of Miz Lively's cray-cray ensemble?
[Image via PNP/WENN.]
Tags: bad outfit, fashion disaster, fashion fail, hot mess, realm boutique
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Not that we're surprised.
Kate Moss was looking a little worse for wear outside Vogue Paris' 90th Anniversary bash Thursday night.
As they were leaving the masquerade party, the supermodel and the rat's nest on her head were being held up by her boyfriend Jamie Hince and another man.
clASSy.
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: 90th anniversary, hot mess, jamie hince, messy hair, paris
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Yikes.
Sarah Jessica Parker was looking like a sad excuse for a crayon box while walking her son James Wilkie to his first day of school on Tuesday.
Between the purple shirt, red pants and that multicolored bag it's just too much for our eyes to handle!
[Image via A. Miller/WENN.]
Tags: back to school, hot mess, james wilkie, sjp, sjpeepee
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Does this hot tranny mess ever look in a mirror!?
Jordan and her massive boobs launched her collection of Katie Price iPods on Friday wearing THAT.
We're surprised the British Kardashian could breathe in that silver sausage casing of an outfit because it looks like it's ready to bust at any minute.
We'll save our comments on her iPod tiara and earrings, the ridiculousness speaks for itself.
[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]
Tags: hot mess, hot tranny mess, ipod, katie price, katie price ipods
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Courtney Love was looking like a hot mess outside the Mercer Hotel in New York this weekend.
The singer was sporting some baggy jeans and some lacy full-butt panties.
Sexy!
Wonder if she'll be blogging about this look? Ha!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Tags: baggy pants, granny panties, hot mess, mercer hotel, new york
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