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Here's a riddle for you:

What do you get when you put four women in an awkward position with four bottles of Pinot Grigio and air it live nationwide?

THIS HOT MESS!

You know, we don't think people give enough credit to Kathie Lee's journalistic integrity. There are those who would really be intimated by the cast of the Jersey Shore, especially the ladies! Time and time again, those guidettes have proven they can throw down like any of the bros. They know how to pull a weave and bust a botoxed face like true pros!

So it was truly ballsy of Kathie to offend both Sammie and Deena to their faces on The Today Show this morning. Sure, some might call what she says off-the-cuff remarks, but to date, we can't think of anyone who has said these kinds of things (and meant them) right to their face! Killer!

Check out the video (above) to see tensions rise as sobriety falls!

Props to Deena and Sammie though. They kept their composure. They didn't react badly. No tables were flipped. No bottles were thrown. No duck phones were harmed in the making of this segment.

Tags: awkward, botox, deena nicole, hot mess, jersey, jersey shore, sammie sweetheart, the today show

Sorry, Lindsay. This isn't about you. Whomp, whomp.

Janis Ian Lizzy Caplan is soon to be the new girl around The New Girl set as she has been cast for a three episode arc. She'll be playing a new love interest for Nick named Julia Baker.

Julia is described as

Tags: anger management, fox, hot mess, lizzy caplan, love interest, new, the new girl, zooey dechanel

Yeesh! He went right for the jugular this time, didn't he?

Not that we blame him!

As we reported, Lindsay Lohan can't even get her shit together enough to pay a $1,100 bill for having a stereo installed in her home, and the man who got stuck with the job, Stephen Clark, is taking her ass to small claims court to get paid what he owed!

Well, apparently, Clark first attempted to handle it himself, and after failing to secure his payment after a few written exchanges, he lost it, and had quite a few not-so-nice words for the hard-pAArtying actress!

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Tags: exchange, hard paartying, hot mess, installation, lawsuit, lilo, sad, small claims court, stereo equipment

Yeah. We can't even pretend to be shocked any more.

One may have thought that after two stints in rehab, a jail sentence, an assault investigation, a stolen necklace, and 35 days under house arrest all in one year, Lindsay Lohan may try and amend the lifestyle choices that led her down to trouble town…but as we all know, hard-pAArtying actress does what she wants, and on her first night of freedom, she

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Tags: hot mess, house arrest, lexington social house, lost cause, nightclub, out and about

We love the hot messes that make up the cast now, but we think this is a good idea in the long run. Mainly because the cast now is getting a little stale, and stale does not mean they should be wanting more money for every new season!

So that's right, they're going to recast Jersey Shore!

After the 5th season is shot, that means the original cast is dunzo. They're on the fourth now, so that means we've got one final year with the guidos and guidettes that shot into national attention. They'll then be free to pursue spinoffs, too:

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Tags: attention, cast, guido, hot mess, italy, jersey shore, money, new, new season, show, success, summer

What a mess you've made for yourself, girl!

You probably know Estella Warren best as the girl in the remake of Planet of The Apes or that blonde chick who was on That 70's Show that one time. Now, you're going to know her as the girl who in one night, put almost every other young Hollywood hot mess starlet to shame.

Last night, Estella was arrested on three different charges, all with pretty serious consequences. It all started just before the bewitching hour of midnight. The moon was high and so was Estella as she weaved her way through Los Angeles in her Toyota Prius in a pretty altered state. She ended up crashing her Prius into three parked cars, which was just a subtle hint to the cops watching on that they should pull her over. When they did, they arrested her for driving under the influence, but then added assault to the charges when she kicked one of the officers and tried to get out of her handcuffs.

Wait! It gets better!

Later, she's sitting in the station, handcuffed in a chair, waiting to be booked by the cops. That's when Houdini found a way out of her handcuffs and booked it for the back door! She actually tried to escape! Can you believe it! Of course, her freedom was fleeting as she was just as quickly recaptured and tossed in jail, booked on not only assault and DUI charges, but also felony escape.

Just out of curiosity, Estella: where exactly were you headed to when you bolted to the door? What were you planning on doing next?! LOLZ!

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Tags: arrest, assault, charges, driving, drunk, dui, estella warren, felony, hollywood, hot mess, jail, los angeles

And here we go…

Because we don't have enough Tool Academy, I Love Money, and Rock of Love Bus-esque reality shows from VH1, the network has decided to premiere yet another sophisticated and thought-provoking new series, this one based on the Saddle Ranch bar on the Sunset Strip and its batshit crazy 'eclectic' crew of employees!

Check out the trailer for Saddle Ranch (above), which premieres April 17th!

Yeah. This looks pretty rough.

We'd suggest just going to the one in Universal City! Ha!

Tags: hot mess, i love money, reality series, rock of love, rough, saddle ranch, tool academy