New Hampshire Teen Explains Why He Decided To Have Sex With A Hot Pocket! As If This Story Can't Get Any Worse…
Apparently people will do literally ANYTHING for internet fame, and that includes having sex with a Hot Pocket!
For as much as we wish this was a joke, a Twitter user by the name of Thot Pocket, actually did this, and the worse part is he got the whole thing on video!
It all started when he first made a Vine of himself having sex with a box of Pop Tarts (are you catching on to the pattern here?), which was quickly removed from the website! In protest, or something like that, Thot sent out a message to his followers saying if he got 420 retweets, he would post a Vine of himself getting busy with some Hot Pockets!
Well, he quickly got the retweets he asked for, headed to the store to buy a pack of Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets, and went home to put on some Barry White, if you catch our drift! Thot spoke out about the disgusting deed and went into WAY too much detail on how it all went down: