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New Hampshire Teen Explains Why He Decided To Have Sex With A Hot Pocket! As If This Story Can't Get Any Worse…

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Apparently people will do literally ANYTHING for internet fame, and that includes having sex with a Hot Pocket!

For as much as we wish this was a joke, a Twitter user by the name of Thot Pocket, actually did this, and the worse part is he got the whole thing on video!

It all started when he first made a Vine of himself having sex with a box of Pop Tarts (are you catching on to the pattern here?), which was quickly removed from the website! In protest, or something like that, Thot sent out a message to his followers saying if he got 420 retweets, he would post a Vine of himself getting busy with some Hot Pockets!

Well, he quickly got the retweets he asked for, headed to the store to buy a pack of Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets, and went home to put on some Barry White, if you catch our drift! Thot spoke out about the disgusting deed and went into WAY too much detail on how it all went down:

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GROSS! Hot Pockets Recalled Because of WHAT Kind Of Meat? Find Out What's "Unfit for Human Food" HERE!

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WHY WOULD KATE UPTON LET THINGS LIKE THIS HAPPEN? (Remember her weird Hot Pockets commercial with Snoop??)

We trust companies all over the world to put edible things into our food, and we just blindly go along with what they say is in their packages — but like the horse meat scandal in Ikea meatballs (and Europe, and Taco Bell), do we really know what's happening before we take a bite?

If you're eating Hot Pockets lately, nope!

The meat in Hot Pockets' Philly Steak and Cheese and Croissant Crust Philly Steak and Cheese have been recalled because they possibly contained meat from

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Kate Upton And Snoop Dogg Team Up For The Weirdest Hot Pockets Commercial You'll See! Watch HERE!

When we first heard that Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg did a Hot Pockets commercial together, we had just one question.

Why hasn't this happened sooner?!?!

But then we actually watched the 5-minute ad, and that's when things got surprisingly weird!

The commercial actually ends up turning into a pretty hilarious spoof of Biz Markie's classic Just A Friend, titled You Got What I Eat that shows why Kate never pursued a career in music while Snoop raps about the deliciousness of the toasty bread used in Hot Pockets!

Seriously, we'd try to explain it better, but it's kind of one of those things you just need to watch yourself to understand!

Ch-ch-check out the wacky commercial (above)!

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Snoop Pockets It Like It's Hot

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Since we're not exactly sure what his name is anymore - we're just going to refer to him as Snoop until we can absolutely confirm his name.

But just because we don't exactly know what his name is doesn't mean we can't celebrate the awesomeness that is his new commercial.

The rapper is representing Hot Pockets, and for the green loving man - it makes sense for him to promote a delicious snack that he can "munch" on.

After all, besides the payday from this video - he probably also has a lifelong supply of Hot Pockets!

He can eat that while sipping on his Gin And Juice.

Ch-ch-check out his awesome new music video slash commercial directly (above) !!!

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