Both thought-provoking AND boner-provoking, we see!
Agent Provocateur lived up to its name in their latest ad photos, which revolve around the old-school stereotype of the “ideal” housewife. Model Hailey Clauson poses in seksi lingerie while cleaning a ‘50s themed kitchen.
On the brand’s website, there’s a teasing bit of text that says:
“Filled with sugar-sweet hues, peekaboo lace and girly gingham, our SPRING SUMMER 2014 COLLECTION is inspired by the pristine and glossy 1950s suburban woman. But is at all as perfect as it seems?”
Creative director Sarah Shotton emphasized that the Miles Aldridge-lensed shoot was about re-examining the outdated notion that a woman should be:
Tags: ad campaigns, agent provocateur, collection, fashion smashion, hailey clauson, housewife, kitchen, lingerie, models, skin, spring summer 2014
New couple alert!!
Kelly Bensimon was spotted with a very handsome guest at Noah Tepperberg’s Birthday Bash last night.
Instead of Kelly's usual choice of tall and dark her new man looks tiny and cuddly! Good job Kel! He is so CUTE.
Our source tells us
"After a private dinner at TAO guest crossed 58th street for a party at LAVO where Kaskade deejayed. From LAVO many guests (including Darren Aronofsky, David Blaine, and Woody Harrelson) travled with the Real Housewife and the pup to downtown at Avenue."
We sure hope Kelly went home with her new guy!
[image via Seth Browarnik/WorldRedEye.com]
Tags: birthday, cute, housewife, kelly bensimon, spotted
Nicollette Sharidan was spotted in LA Saturday with her BF Steven Pate and her adorable pooch.
Nicollette was dressed like the housewife she isn't - but pulls it off all the same.
Golden Retriever Oliver goes just about everywhere with Nic, and why not? He sooo cute well behaved for such a big guy!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
Tags: adorable, cute, golden retriever, housewife, nicollette, pooch
“I am a housewife. I cook every night for my husband. I am most definitely a housewife. And a good one, I must say."
- Salma Hayek on life with husband Francois-Henri Pinault
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: francois-henri pinault, housewife, quote of the day
Nothing feels better than shedding weight!
Just ask Real Housewives of New Jersey star Jacqueline Laurita, who has lost an amazing 30 pounds.
Her secret to success was regular workouts and the Medifast meal replacements (which includes shakes, soups and bars, all supplemented with one meal of protein and veggies per day).
"I lost 12 pounds the first two weeks. I'm able to get back into my old jeans — I can't believe it!"
Can’t wait to see what she looks like next season!
[Image via PNP/WENN.com.]
Tags: housewife, medifast, new jersey
Hmm. This isn't exactly how we'd respond if we had just heard our husband was sticking it in another lady!
Sources claim that only hours after Bruce Springsteen's alleged affair to a New Jersey housewife became public, he was spotted getting DRUNK and going shopping with his wife Patti Scialfa in Palm Beach!!
A store clerk claims:
“They’re the cutest couple ever, doesn’t matter what the papers say. He adores her. They’re always together. They were feeling no pain! Bruce spent a lot of money but I can’t tell how much.”
HA. This lady's got the right idea!
Nothing soothes the betrayal of a heart like a couple of cocktails and a major dent in your husband's wallet, right, Patti?
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: affair, cocktails, drunk, housewife, new jersey, palm beach, patti scialfa, reconcile, retail therapy, the boss