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It's A Real Life Sea Monster!

Filed under: Science!Scary!Sea Creatures

scary and real

Holy shiz! That's a scurry worm!

No, this isn't something Tim Burton sketched for the reboot of Beatle Juice.

This is not photoshop, no clever graphics, no movie scene… it's a hydrothermal worm.

It's a real photo taken of a real creature.

It's just really, really small. So small in fact, that this image comes from an electron microscope.

The worm, as scary as it looks, is something most people will never actually get to see (or have to worry about, for that matter). Hydrothermal worms are deep sea creatures, almost as small as bacterium, and are largely found near hydrothermal vents in the ocean.

Good Fugg'n thing!

BTW - If that thing grows legs we're all dead.

[image via FET.com: Philippe Crassous]

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Florida Has Outlawed Sex Entirely

Filed under: Oops!Silly!Legal Matters

Florida's Bestiality Law May Have Outlawed Sex Entirely

Cancel your trip to Disney World!

Earlier this week we were pleased to announce that Florida finally passed an law outlawing bestiality.

But today we have some really sad news for FL residents.

The law's wording has basically outlawed sex entirely!

It states:

An act relating to sexual activities involving animals; creating s. 828.126, F.S.; providing definitions; prohibiting knowing sexual conduct or sexual contact with an animal; prohibiting specified related activities; providing penalties; providing that the act does not apply to certain husbandry, conformation judging, and veterinary practices; providing an effective date.

So if you’re living in Florida on October 1, 2011 and would like to have sexual intercourse with a consenting adult, please check with your veterinarian or local livestock breeder first to make sure you abide by "accepted animal husbandry practices, conformation judging practices, or accepted veterinary medical practices.”

[Image via WENN.]

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Scariest Job EVER: Cleaning A Cobra Pit!

Filed under: YouTubeScary!Slithering SnakesDanger!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

We hope this guy gets paid millions a year - cause we wouldn't do that for all the money in the world.

This pro goes into the pit filled with tons of angry cobras while chewing gum and wearing flip-flops and shorts like it ain't no thing.

With expert composure, he simply lifts the snakes by their necks and tosses them to one side.

He is surrounded in the pit by hundreds of the dark black and grey snakes which could spit venom from their razor-sharp fangs at any minute.

This guy makes Indiana Jones look like a total kitten.

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Zoo Director Wants Knut Stuffed!!!!!!

Filed under: ZooDisgusting!CrazzzzyPolar Bear

Don't Suff Knut!!!!!

WTF???

The world's most famous polar bear dies and the zoo’s director decided to stuff its body and put it on display in a museum. (The director prefers the technical term, dermoplastik, though to most people it’s stuffed.)

The leader of the protest movement that hopes to stop the planed taxidermy said “When someone dies in your family I think you don’t want him stuffed in a museum."

Even the grinch would agree with that.

Speaking of the nasty and greedy - the nemesis of the anti-stuffing crowd is the zoo’s director, Bernhard Blaszkiewitz.

Ya know… the same dude who zoo marketed this bear from birth, made millions off its presence, sold plush toy Knuts for nearly $30 and Knut baby videos for the same, and even registered “Knut” as a trademark.

Now, Mr. Blaszkiewitz says he is shocked at how much people feel for this animal, who died, quite suddenly, at the age of 4 ½ last month.

"The problem is, people take their human feelings and put them into animals,”

he said, adding that the candles and flowers and posters that mourners have deposited at the zoo are "silly."

If ur in Berlin, please find Blaszkiewitz (just follow the smell of children's tears) and kick him in the balls.

Thanks.

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