Last week, a 42-year-old woman named Merry Jane Clift who was high off of cough syrup, stabbed her poor pooch Huckleberry multiple times in the face with a 10-inch kitchen blade for no dang reason at all.
The unfortunate incident went down at Clift's apartment in Glendale, and right after she hurt her dog, she started BANGING on her neighbor's doors asking them to kill her.
According to Halperin, the former powerhouse couple became estranged over Miz Jolie's desire to permanently relocate herself and the children to London and emulate Princess Diana's career. Umm... WHAT???