We're kidding, because of course Hulk Hogan doesn't have to pay for two seats — he does it because he wants to!!
Ha! We're joking again! We bet he just sits in first class where there's plenty of room and champagne to get both him and his biceps to their destination!
Our only real question is: when he presents his muscles' ticket, do they have photo ID? Or does he just flex??
We hope they had a safe flight!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]