Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to youuuu! Happy birthday Mizter
President Spidey-Poo! Happy birthday tooooo yoooouuuuu!
We would tell Andrew Garfield to make a wish on his 29th birthday, but what more could he possibly want?!
He has a successful career, a wonderful girlfriend in Emma Stone, and IMPECCABLE hair!
The two lovebirds were sighted in Malibu on Tuesday, sunbathing, boogie boarding, playing volleyball with their pals, and, of course, smoochin' in the surf!!
Hmmm. We bet poor Emma has quite a dilemma!!
What does one give the man who has everything?
A Hummer? Nah, we shouldn't encourage Andy's speeding!
Ooh!! We know the gift that keeps on giving!
Grow him an adorbzies little baby in your belly!!
Yes! Yes!!! You two are too precious not to procreate!!
The people demand engagement rings! And wedding bells! And dozens and dozens of precious kiddes!
You may get to work now, LOLz!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]