Kris! What are you doing?? Do you want to have a chance at all??
HIRE A LAWYER!!
Apparently Kris Humphries wanted to appoint his Minnesota business lawyer to represent him in his divorce with Kim Kardashian.
The problem is that in Cali, an out of state lawyer has to have a local attorney by his side (why?). So he hired one.
That lawyer has since dropped out.
So without a sponsor, Kris is without any lawyers!
Meanwhile, Kim has hired Hollywood's most infamous divorce laywer (of course.) Laura Wasser, who has a long list of celebrity divorces.
Just hire a new lawyer, Kris. It's easy. Don't put yourself through slaughter!
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: attorney, business, divorce, hollywood, hump, kim kardashian, kris humphries, laugh, laughter, lawyer, minnesota, problem
While performing at a concert in Phoenix, AZ, Nicki Minaj welcomed a very special guest on stage…then proceeded to hump him!
The Pheonix Suns' star basketball player Steve Nash was sat in a chair, then given a pseudo lap dance as Nicki shook that junk in her trunk all up on him! From the look of the recently divorced NBA star's face, he definitely enjoyed it! Ha!
Congrats on getting so close to what most can only dream about, Steve! Unfortunately for him, there was no touching, since Nicki's dancers held (and caressed) his arms while she did her thang. LOLz! Lucky guy!
Tags: butt, concert, divorce, funny, grind, hump, lap dance, lols, nba, steve nash
OMG this is HIGHlarious!!
Leave it to Jimmy Kimmel to lampoon exercise videos and wear short shorts throughout the whole sketch!
Scarlett Johansson, Minka Kelly, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Kelly Ripa, Eva Longoria, Emily Blunt, Sofia Vergara, and Lindsay Lohan all make ridiculously funny appearances!
There’s no way to explain this video — just watch it!
Tags: highlarious, hump, pilates
Yup, just as the headline suggests.
Tags: hump, lols, skateboard, the biebs, trick