Paris & Bruno's Vegas Prosecutor Quits After Coke Arrest

Might as well. They were going to fire him anyway! (And we don't think you can collect unemployment when you're terminated over a drug bust!)
This afternoon, David Schubert, the deputy D.A. of Las Vegas who prosecuted Paris Hilton and Bruno Mars for cocaine possession and then got himself busted on the same charge, resigned from his position.
Like we said, the D.A.'s office was already set to can him - they even locked him out of his office - so really, he was just beating them to the punch.
Eh, it's a good thing. It'll give you more time to consider your options - like what you're going to do when your former colleagues tear you to shreds in court when you have to answer for your crimes! Ha!
Tags: busted, cocaine, hypocrite, las vegas, prosecutor






















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