Hey, working moms: IBM has your back! Er, breasts!
The tech company is launching a program in September that's going to allow working moms to ship their breast milk home while they're away on business trips.
What the what?! That's AH-mazing!!!
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IBM spokesperson Carrie Altieri was pretty straight-up about the whole thing, deflecting any cost concerns in a statement confirming the tech giants will foot the bill for the entire thing:
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Siri told us she was our friend!?
IBM issued an employee-wide decree Wednesday, Siri enabled devices are NOT permitted to interact with any campus or company networks!!
Contrary to what Samuel L. Jackson and
Jooey Zooey Deschanel might have you believe, IBM management fears Apple’s might be collecting data on more than just organic mushroom markets.
The iPhone4 Software License Agreement states:
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Here's a preview of the IBM super computer vs. humans on Jeopardy - and it's destroying the competition!
The sad part is that these aren't just any "humans." The super computer is competing against two of Jeopardy's smartest contestants.
Yikes. Scary stuff.
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