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They breed them real stupid in the Garden State!

Sammi Sweetheart of the Jersey Shore was spotted by sources enjoying a night out on the town in El Lay recently, when she pulled the dumbest stunt we've ever heard.

Her lame Z-list ass snubbed Diddy! DIDDY?! Sean Effin Combs?! Can you believe it!?

Reports claim that Sammi was out with some girls when Diddy's ride pulled up and he called out to the guidette. He told her how much he loved the show and how he was "thinking" about her.

But rather than drop to her self-tanned knees and thank the stars that someone 100x more worthy that Ron-Ron noticed her, bitch ignored him! She just turned her back and played with her phone!

And poor Diddy, ever a glutton for punishment from women, wouldn't give up and asked one of her friends if he could get Sammi's number.

How it all ended, we don't know, but we do know that the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet is also the dumbest. How dare she pull a J.Lo when she doesn't have the fame or the ass to support such a move!

Idiot!

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Tags: idiot, jersey shore, sammi sweetheart, snub

Kid Cudi spilled his idiotic guts to Complex magazine, and we've gotta say…we are NOT impressed.

Here are some excerpts from the interview, which should give you the gist of why he's a Kid CudIDIOT:

Everybody think they Hov. Niggas ain't got the magic like they think they do; there's only a couple of wizards in this game. I'm a wizard and I know it.

Sounds like the makings of another Bed Intruder Song! More from CudIDIOT on his cocaine usage:

I never thought it was a problem, but I was definitely high-fiving death a couple of times.

That's right, Cudi. It's only a problem if you ACTUALLY die. Almost dying is fine.

Here's CudIDIOT on Perez:

Even Perez Hilton said some shit about me. He might be a good person and have a good heart, but he does a lot of fuckhead shit. Who are you to talk about people? That's not cool. That's why the world is so fucked up, because of hate. And he's gay? I just don't get that. The gay people I know are about peace and love and coming together. That shit doesn't register with me. He's a chump and a coward, and it's fucked up because I met dude so many times and he had nothing but love to show me. Then when that shit happened with Lady Gaga kicking me off her tour, he had to run his mouth and judge me on that shit.

We'd recommend Cudi look up the word "nonsensical" in the dictionary, but we'd probably first have to explain the concept of a dictionary to him, which wouldn't be worth our time.

Check out the full interview here, and let us know if U can think of any words other than "nonsensical," "idiot", or "moron" to describe the man kid.

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Tags: bed intruder song, cocaine, complex.com, death, idiot, kid cudi, moron, nonsensical, wizard

Here we go!

In Touch magazine is reporting that LeAnn Rimes has started referring to herself as "Mrs. Cibrian".

BARF!

An insider reveals that LeAnn placed an order for Girl Scout Cookies from her neighbor in Hidden Hills, CA under the name Mrs. Cibrian because "in her mind, they're already married!"

Yeah, until he cheats on her!!

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Tags: desperate, eddie cibrian, girl scout cookies, idiot, married

Yikes!

Vince Neil is being investigated after he allegedly assaulted a woman in the elevator at the Hilton resort in Las Vegas!

The victim claims that he lunged at her after she asked him to reveal his identity when she couldn't figure out who he was from TV.

Supposedly Neil pushed her up against the elevator buttons and left her with bruises on her arms!

Get a grip, Vince — but not on others!

Idiot!

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Tags: assault, elevator, hilton, idiot, las vegas, vince neil

Ha! Who does this bitch think she is??

Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly reportedly had a diva meltdown of epic proportions today when she boarded a flight and was told she couldn't keep her pooch with her!

According to reports:

on delta flight 2863 from jfk to LAX right now and minka kelly caused such a fucking scene about her dog not being able to be on seat w/ her that the pilot had to come out before we even left the gate. she called boyfriend Derek Jeter and handed phone to him to try and rationalize w/ the seven flight attendants it took to calm her down. screaming that it was inhumane to not have the dog out/with her for take off and landing. crying. tears. etc. holy jesus was it worth seeing. we're mid-flight right now and god knows how landing's going to go. tough to be entitled.

YEESH!

Better mind your manners, bb!

Z-listers who were the worst part of an otherwise very good TV show aren't allowed to be divas - especially when they're inconveniencing an entire plane full of people!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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Tags: boyfriend, derek jeter, dog, freak out, friday night lights, idiot, lame, meltdown, minka kelly, pet, plane, z list

Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it's going to be "faith-based" and his mission in life!

He explains:

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I'm not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don't have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost."

We have a feeling VIPs and the general public aren't going to be interested in what you have to offer, Michael — especially with Lindsay Lohan as your daughter!

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Tags: god, idiot, rehab, religion, spiritual retreat, vips

What an idiot — ha!

Heidi Montag is worried that her new nose is going to fall off so she's been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!

She explains:

“I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don't want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson's.”

So stoopid!

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Tags: dumb, idiot, nose job, surgery