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Minka Kelly Freaks Out On Plane!

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Ha! Who does this bitch think she is??

Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly reportedly had a diva meltdown of epic proportions today when she boarded a flight and was told she couldn't keep her pooch with her!

According to reports:

on delta flight 2863 from jfk to LAX right now and minka kelly caused such a fucking scene about her dog not being able to be on seat w/ her that the pilot had to come out before we even left the gate. she called boyfriend Derek Jeter and handed phone to him to try and rationalize w/ the seven flight attendants it took to calm her down. screaming that it was inhumane to not have the dog out/with her for take off and landing. crying. tears. etc. holy jesus was it worth seeing. we're mid-flight right now and god knows how landing's going to go. tough to be entitled.

YEESH!

Better mind your manners, bb!

Z-listers who were the worst part of an otherwise very good TV show aren't allowed to be divas - especially when they're inconveniencing an entire plane full of people!

LOLs!

Thoughts??

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God Wants Michael Lohan To Open A Rehab Center

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Oh, sure!

Michael Lohan wants to open his own rehab facility in California and he says it's going to be "faith-based" and his mission in life!

He explains:

"After seeing what my daughter, myself and other people I know have been through, it has led me to realize this is my calling and purpose in life…we are rehab that focuses on mind, body and soul. It is a spiritual retreat…The basis of the rehab will be that there is a God; that good conquers evil; that the best way to live is to treat others like you want to be treated; and treat your body like a temple.

I'm not going to close my doors on anyone. We may offer a scholarship [to those in need]. You don't have to be Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie or Robert Downey Jr. or a celebrity to get rehab….all I want to [do] is open this place and see my family, Dina and my children are in a good place. When that day comes, I am done, I am finished. All of the things that have happened to me in my life have led to this. I know this is what God wants me to do first and foremost."

We have a feeling VIPs and the general public aren't going to be interested in what you have to offer, Michael — especially with Lindsay Lohan as your daughter!

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Heidi Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Off!

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What an idiot — ha!

Heidi Montag is worried that her new nose is going to fall off so she's been wearing surgical tape since she had the surgery performed!

She explains:

“I've had my nose tape on 24 hours a day since November. The tape is supposed to keep the swelling down and hold my nose in place the way Dr. Ryan sculpted it. I don't want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson's.”

So stoopid!

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Sharon Osbourne Slams Elizabitch!

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And we love it!

Sharon Osbourne made it very clear how she feels about Elizabitch Hasselbeck on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

When asked who her least favorite member of The View was, Sharon replied, "The least? Oh that little blonde idiot. You know what she needs? She needs a good shtuping. She needs to get some humor there - it's like, lighten up bitch!"

LOLs!

We wish Sharon could have said that to Elisabitch's face!! We would have LOVED to seen her priceless reaction!

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Time For "Shcool"!!!

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Welcome to America, land of the free and home of contractors who couldn't pass first grade spelling.

Behold the stupidity of mankind! A road contractor in North Carolina was hired to the paint the word "school" near a traffic zone outside a high school. He painted the word "shcool" instead.

It's hard to spell check when you're not on a computer… and when you are an idiot!

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Dumbass! Levi Johnston Gets Too Close For Sandra Bullock's Comfort

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This dumbass has to be the most delusional MORON we've heard of in a long time!

Douchebag Levi Johnston apparently thought that it would be appropriate to follow Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday night because in his mind, he thought he has a shot with her!

UGH! WTF?

A source confirms:

"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'get him away from me.'"

Insiders claim that after he finally took the hint, Levi continued to hit up at least three other unnamed female celebrities, all of whom turned him down!

Another source confirms:

"Levi's fifteen minutes are definitely up but it seems no one has told him that yet. After what he did to Bristol recently he has gone from being a bad joke to just a bad guy. No one wants to be seen hanging out with him, and leaving everyone to scratch their heads asking how he actually got invited to Teen Choice to begin with."

If he weren't such a dick, we'd actually feel sorry for how pathetic that whole song and dance must have been!

You are DONE, bb. Go back to Alaska and RAISE YOUR KID. Or is it kids yet?

Actually, we take that back. They're better off without you!

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Police Have Suspects In Charlie Sheen Car Theft!

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Well this is certainly inneresting…

The El Lay Police Department have apparently found multiple suspects while investigating the June theft of Charlie Sheen's car, which was later found abandoned in a ravine near the actor's Mulholland Drive home!

Spokesperson Richard French says:

"They do have more than one suspect, and they are working with images that were captured on surveillance video. The suspects are NOT former or current employees of Charlie Sheen."

Whatever, we think they should just blame Sheen for leaving the keys in his vehicle and out in the open on more than one occasion!

Did he not learn his lesson the first time his car was taken in February? Or was he just too fucked up on whatever the hell it is he takes?

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