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IKEA Wants YOU To Have UNPROTECTED SEX! They'll Even Pay You With Free Baby Cribs If You Bone On Valentine's Day!!

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IKEA really wants their customers to have sex with each other! Seriously! They'll pay you in baby cribs!

IKEA is a great place for build-it-yourself furniture that often comes with either too many or too few parts.

Either way, it's always a party when trying to build your new furniture!

Some genius in the marketing department had a great idea to give away a baby crib… for FREE!!

All you have to do is buy the crib and if you have a baby born nine months from Valentine's Day, you get it for FREE!

IKEA really wants their customers to start knocking boots! What a great incentive to knock someone up.

Would you have a baby just to save $99?

Of course you would!!

Too bad the ad only ran in South Australia and Western Australia. And a year ago. So… if you had a baby 9 months after last year's Valentine's Day and you happened to purchase the Sniglar cot… then woo! Free crib!

Oh IKEA, you slay us!

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Sweden Decriminalizes Public Masturbation After An Old Dude Fondles His One-Eyed Skarsgård At Beach!

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Stockholm Syndrome just got a whole lot weirder!

A 65-year-old horn-ball was charged with sexual assault recently after unsheathing his Pippi Longstocking at a Swedish beach and stroking her in public; sadly, this isn't the shocking part of this story.

He was arrested and charged with sexual assault, but the courts actually ended up acquitting the dude! They ruled the man committed no actual offense because his "activities" weren't directed toward any particular target!

Uh… So, they're saying it's okay stab-a your ABBA in public, but only if you aren't checking out the girl next to you with the dragon tattoo!?

Prosecutor Olof Vrethammar agrees with the verdict. He admitted:

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Taco Bell Serves Up Horse Meat! EWWW!

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This is not cool.

Taco Bells in Europe recently found traces of horse meat in their beef, but as soon as they took notice, they recalled the meat.

The restaurant's owner Yum Brands Inc. released a statement, saying:

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Horse Meat Found In Ikea Meatballs!!

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This is SUPER gross!

We previously mentioned that horse meat has worked its way into the meat market throughout Europe.

Now, horse meat has been found in the frozen meatballs sold at Ikea in Sweden!

The meatballs also shipped to

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Malin Akerman Feeds The Bump Some Ice Cream!!

Bump is hungry!

Malin Akerman, the sultry actress whose tat-tays were appreciated by teenagers everywhere in Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle, is living a rather dull life these days.

She's got a baby bun in the oven, she's shopping at IKEA, and she's married to a guy who probably loves her very much.

Yawn.

Wake us up when something exciting happens.

Joking!!! Her life sounds brilliant!

And this girl knows how to feed that baby bump of hers. If we were an unborn fetus - we wouldn't want all of these vegan milkshakes and fake meat food. We'd want the real stuff. We'd want some ice-cream!!!!

Malin is the one that KNOWS what we want!!!

P.S. See more Malin and the bump where her baby is down (below) !!

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The IKEA Monkey's Owner Holds Protest

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She REALLY wants her monkey back…and 15 people agree with her!

It's hard to image it's been 10 days since Darwin the macaque wandered into an IKEA store into Toronto, looking FAB and TOO CUTEz!

Darwin has been whisked away to a sanctuary in Sundarland, Ontario, but former owner Yasmin Nakhuda isn't giving up on her retrieving her pet.

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Monkey In A Coat Flashes Surprises IKEA Customers!

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A Toronto IKEA store needs to stop monkeying around!

A macaque in an ADORBz coat was seen scampering inside the Swedish mega store and the little one was sure to put smiles on a few customers' faces!

Until animal control took him away that is….

The owner went to retrieve his pet only to be slapped with a fine as macaques are illegal in Ontario.

Sad…but it's still pretty cute though!

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