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Eddie Murphy Enlists Lawyers To Shut Down Comedian's Claims Of Being His Illegitmate Son!

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Oh snap!

Eddie Murphy isn't about to just sit back and let some comedian claim that he's his illegitimate son!

No way!

So, now Eddie has gotten his lawyers involved after a comedian by the name of Brando Murphy is basically claiming to be his son!

Eddie plans to sue for MILLIONS if he doesn't cut that shizz out!

According to Eddie's lawyers, the proof is in the pudding after Brando:

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Woman Comes Forward, Claims To Be Michael Jackson's Love Child!

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What in delusional, famewhoring hell?

A woman has come forward and filed documents that claim that she is the secret love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross' sister, and therefore, deserves a piece of the late pop star's inheritence!

According to Mocienne Petit Jackson, she was spawned by Barbara Ross when Michael was 17. Katherine Jackson then had Mocienne abducted and taken to Belgium to avoid a scandal, where all of her 'captors' were murdered.

Mocienne is requesting a DNA test so she can prove her story's validity, get her ca$h, and secure custody of Michael's kids so they can have a more normal life.

We don't know about you, but we think this bitch is tapped! Those kids may not have a normal life, but they'd be no better off with you, you looney toon!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Is this crazy telling the truth??

[Image via WENN.]

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