What in delusional, famewhoring hell?
A woman has come forward and filed documents that claim that she is the secret love child of Michael Jackson and Diana Ross' sister, and therefore, deserves a piece of the late pop star's inheritence!
According to Mocienne Petit Jackson, she was spawned by Barbara Ross when Michael was 17. Katherine Jackson then had Mocienne abducted and taken to Belgium to avoid a scandal, where all of her 'captors' were murdered.
Mocienne is requesting a DNA test so she can prove her story's validity, get her ca$h, and secure custody of Michael's kids so they can have a more normal life.
We don't know about you, but we think this bitch is tapped! Those kids may not have a normal life, but they'd be no better off with you, you looney toon!
What do U think?? Is this crazy telling the truth??
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