Oh Bajeezus, this W Hotel curfuffle just keeps getting weirder!
But who is this supposed assailant?! We already knew he was a
starf*cker one who loves to canoodle with celebs, and that his aunt is a writer for Chelsea Lately, but did you know he's also a staffer for Illinois' Congressman Shimkus?!
And while initially LaBella was charged with misdemeanor assault, all charges against him have been dropped as Linds refused medical attention and didn't seem to be physically hurt.
Lilo's rep Steve Honig states: