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Gummy Bear Breast Implants

Gummy Bear Boobs

This is a case of where the title says it all!

Just kidding, they're not actually throwing handfuls of gummy bears into boobs — but they're taking one of the key things that makes a gummy bear a gummy bear: how it retains it's shape even when you squeeze it.

'Cuz you know them thangs gots to be squeezed! Ha!

The new FDA approved implant is becoming all the rage, and it's actually safer than the saline kind. Even if it ruptures, it keeps it's form!

It's actually a high-strength silicone gel, according to Dr. Grant Stevens (which is a total soap opera name):

“If you removed the shell covering, the silicone inside would retain its shape. I got tired of explaining to patients that they’re sort of like Jello—which, when you cut it in squares, holds its shape. One day I just said, ‘They’re like gummy bears.’"

The thing is this, though: don't eat them. They're not gummy bears and they probably do not taste good. Look and touch only.


Do U wanna get a pair??

[Image via WENN and AP Images.]

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Fake Butt Doctor's Assistant Gets Attacked With A Syringe On A Show

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Eubanks Face Stab

There are so many odd things about that title.

Either way, it's true. Remember that fake butt doctor that was injecting stupid patients with fake butt implants made out of things like Fix-A-Flat, superglue, cement and mineral oil?

The one that sent many people to real hospitals afterwards?? Her name was Oneal Ron Morris.

She also had an accomplice, an assistant, named Corey Eubanks. It was Eubanks (out on bail) that was on the taping of an episode of "The Cristina Show," a Spanish-language program.

Here's what he said happened:

"I was sitting there, talking to Cristina. The mother jumped out of the audience, came, and grabbed the syringe and hit me in the forehead."

Do absolutely absurd things happen to this person ALL THE TIME?? Eubanks' life, if it were a TV show, could never be believed!

We would read his auto-biography in a heartbeat.

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Venezuela Offering Free Implant Removal

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Venezuela Boobs

Just yesterday we were talking about how boob jobs require a lifetime of care, and we mentioned out PIP implants are notorious for leakage and bursting (so much that their manufacturers have gone out of business).

Well, the good news is this: if you live in Venezuela, they will remove your PIP implant for FREE!

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Boob Jobs Need A Lifetime Of Care

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Boob Job Risks

Ladies — you better think hard about whether or not you actually want that boob job, as it isn't exactly an easy feature to install or upkeep. Unless you NEED them, we say take a step back and weigh the options, first!

The big scare has come from a French company that's now defunct, that was installing implants with a high rupture rate. But the thing is, even if it's lower, ALL implants run the risk of rupture — and you do not want that happening for obvious reasons.

This is what the British Implant Information Society says:

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Fake Florida Doctor Claims She DIDN'T Fill People Up With Cement!

fake doctor says she is innocent

And the bullshiz award of the week goes to……

To recap, last month we heard about a transgendered "doctor" named Oneal Ron Morris, who was accused of giving a woman butt implants that consisted of cement, super glue, mineral oil, and Fix-A-Flat tire inflator & sealant. Oh, and he charged her $700 for the "procedure."

Then earlier this week we heard about another victim of the unlicensed doctor who visited Oneal for cheap plastic surgery, and ended up getting cement, super blue, and Fix-A-Flat in her face! (above)


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Chaz Bono Considers Serbian Penis Attachment Surgery

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Chaz Bono Penis

It's probably less shady than it sounds, and all we want for Chaz Bono is for him to be as happy as possible!

So when he says he's considering a Serbian penis attachment surgery to change his clitoris into a penis, then we support him 100% as long as it's super safe and not a real health risk — because he'll have to travel all the way to the eastern Europe country of Serbia to have it performed!

Chaz was on the Howard Stern show when he said this:

"What I will probably do is I will probably go to Belgrade, actually. There's a doctor in Belgrade that just does this procedure the best of anywhere I've seen it. They take your clitoris and basically, kind of, use certain ligaments and stuff–make it a little bit bigger, release it, wire it so you can take a graft from your cheek…and they lengthen your urethra through it so you can urinate, and they put in testicular implants. You know, it'll be small, but you're going to be able to urinate through it…You'll be able to pee standing up….For me, the ultimate would be able to penetrate and have feeling."

Howard then tried to discourage Chaz, but not because of the idea of the surgery, but rather he's worried that Chaz might lose all sexual feelings in his genitals completely, which is one of the risks.

Honestly, whatever will make Chaz the happiest will be what we want for him!

If you decide to do this, Chaz, good luck!!

[Image via WENN.]

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WHAT Is Inside Courtney Stodden's Tittays?!

Well, Dr. Drew doesn't seem to know WHAT it is, although doctors can confirm that it is NOT implants!

That's right, the Doug Hutchison/Courtney Stodden "won't someone please call social services" trainwreck continued on Lifechangers yesterday, with Hollywood's creepiest couple finally setting the record straight, once and for all, regarding whether or not the character actor's reptilian, rarely lucid teenage bride had undergone any cosmetic, ahem, 'enhancements' in her long 17 years!

Check out the video (above) to see for yourself! Believe us, it does NOT go how anyone could have expected it to!

Yeah. This is pretty much just as dirty, uncomfortable, and filled with morbid dread as we felt when we heard her birth certificate was legit.


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