It's still unfathomable to us that he would be this incredibly STOOPID so many times in one week, but then again, he is a Lohan!
And we all must remember thaat the law doesn't apply to them!
Oh wait. YES IT DOES.
Michael Lohan is still in the hospital recovering from the foot injury he gave himself after trying to flee police yesterday and jumping from a third floor balcony into a tree, but the Father of the Century is no where NEAR off the hook, as he's been booked in absentia in the Orient Road jail in Tampa, with a whole new slew of charges on top of the domestic abuse against his girlfriend, Kate Major!
According to a spokesperson,
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