Django Unchained and Magic Mike are together at last!!!
Praise be to whatever glorious goddess of casting pulled off this miracle, because seeing Jamie Foxx and Channing Tatum dodging bullets and cracking-wise in the same summer action flick is pretty much the cultural highpoint of our civilization!!
Yes, yes, YES!! So many bulging muscles!!! The Washington Monument that just sprouted up in our pants means we approve!!!
Ch-ch-check out the latest trailer for Roland Emmerich's White House Down (above)!
Wait, isn't Roland the same disaster director who also destroyed the White House in Independence Day and 2012?
Yikes!! Something tells us President Barack Obama isn't having him over for dinner any time soon!!
White House Down takes over theaters on June 28.