How foolish we were to think that we could possibly go more than a DAY without some sort of DRAMA from Lindsay Lohan!
To be fair, of course, the troubled starlet has kept a pretty low profile since it was revealed that she can't even afford to rent an apartment, and this time around, it's her equally tiresome parents, Michael and Deviant Dina, causing the shenanigans!
What kind of shenanigans, you may ask?
Oh, the typical fare from two adults who have periodically exploited their children for press and financial gain: they both have publishing deals in the works for potential TELL-ALL books!
Sources report that
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