Get ready for the most useless garment ever that dozens of busty morons are bound to purchase.
This is the Cami Secret, a hacked up camisole that attaches to the front of your bra so that your tittays aren't open for viewing at the office. The Cami Secret is great, according to the commercial, as it comes in a wide variety of colors and is adjustable to your cleavage needs.
This is, of course, in lieu of purchasing an actual camisole or better yet, a shirt that is actually appropriate for you bust!
Watch the infomercial above to learn more about this utterly pointless product!
Act now, and your shame will be doubled, along with your purchase!
Heatherette designer Richie Rich is launching a new fashion label entitled Tabliod Hero and he claims he's gonna get all his friends to wear it!
"All my celebrity friends will be rocking it out. I spoke the other day to Fergie, who is dying to wear it. Pamela Anderson said the same thing. I am going to do the first infomercial with Kim Kardashian, who even though she has her own line, she says she will support me."
The best way to get your line taken seriously is definitely an infomercial.
The artist, who refers to Pamela Anderson as his muse, said that the items in his first sportswear collection will feature a Tabloid Hero logo.
This could become really big -- and it sounds horrifying.
KeKe Palmer is accusing performer Trey Songz of 'sexual intimidation,' among other things, after she randomly appeared in his newly released music video for Pick Up The Phone that was released on YouTube on Friday.
From what we can gather reading Palmer's passionate Instagram message that contained the accusation, it appears she did NOT give Songz consent for her to appear in the video -- but the Scream Queens star takes it even further than that.
It is scary and potentially triggering to read, but here is her full, emotionally-charged IG message about what led up to her non-consensual appearance in the video and the hints about how she was forced into it (below):