Get ready for the most useless garment ever that dozens of busty morons are bound to purchase.
This is the Cami Secret, a hacked up camisole that attaches to the front of your bra so that your tittays aren't open for viewing at the office. The Cami Secret is great, according to the commercial, as it comes in a wide variety of colors and is adjustable to your cleavage needs.
This is, of course, in lieu of purchasing an actual camisole or better yet, a shirt that is actually appropriate for you bust!
Watch the infomercial above to learn more about this utterly pointless product!
Act now, and your shame will be doubled, along with your purchase!
Heatherette designer Richie Rich is launching a new fashion label entitled Tabliod Hero and he claims he's gonna get all his friends to wear it!
"All my celebrity friends will be rocking it out. I spoke the other day to Fergie, who is dying to wear it. Pamela Anderson said the same thing. I am going to do the first infomercial with Kim Kardashian, who even though she has her own line, she says she will support me."
The best way to get your line taken seriously is definitely an infomercial.
The artist, who refers to Pamela Anderson as his muse, said that the items in his first sportswear collection will feature a Tabloid Hero logo.
"When somebody approaches you and says, 'Hey, this is a Hollywood party where you get to hang out with the powerful people in Hollywood,' well that sounds like a great opportunity."
In fact, this sit down comes shortly after Elijah Wood discussed "organized" child abuse and pedophilia in the entertainment industry -- a story which he has since recanted. However, the 44-year-old believes there was in fact a type of network that allowed executives to prey on child stars.