Intolerant Christian Families Finally Have An Anti-Gay Boy Scout Alternative For Their Soon-To-Be Intolerant Christian Kids!
Are you the head of a super intolerant household who is TERRIFIED because your anachronistic ways are no longer en vogue and your xenophobia is being systematically marginalized?
Well, we've got good news! There's still a place for you and the innocent children you're so desperate to turn into full grown d-bags!
It's called Trail Life USA and it's pretty similar to the Boy Scouts of America, except that the founders are misappropriating the tenants of Christianity to exclude openly gay members!
Yeah, because camping trips with boys in neckerchiefs is no place for homosexuals! LOLz!!