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Gordon Ramsay Topless Manages To Cook Up Lady Boners Around The World

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Gordon Ramsay is one of those guys where his personality (under all the swearing — it comes from a place of love!) and abilities as a chef makes you forget about conventional forms of beauty and he somehow gets you to lust after him.

Now we have a picture of him topless!

Does that do anything for you? WE KNOW IT DOES!

The man could make you the most delicious food before, during, and after whipping you up a sweaty love-custard between the sheets, so we'll just go ahead and keep glancing at the photo of him during his final swim before taking on an Iron Man competition!

Oh, and if you didn't know — he totally kicks Iron Man competitions in the ass like constantly! He's a real inspiration inside AND out of the kitchen!

Good luck, Gordon! You can do it!

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Are The Avengers Going To Lose An Avenger?

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If there were any group of film characters that we thought were safe from needing to be avenged, it would be The Avengers!

However, in a recent interview, Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon let the world know that no one is safe. He talked about the possibility that one of the Marvel's magnificent seven six (plus Nick Fury) could get the axe hammer:

“I’m always joking about that. Um…maybe?”

Haha! Good joke, Joss…wait, "maybe?" No! Don't you go all Game of Thrones on us and start killing off characters we've grown probably unhealthy attached to!

Plus, we as a society can't take any more people with the last name Stark dying. Ever. (Cue: Rains of Castamere and us sobbing.)

Joss continued, basically saying that

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Mark Wahlberg Wants Robert Downey Jr.'s Job — As Iron Man!

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The man in the iron suit might be about to change!

Robert Downey Jr. already announced that his days as Iron Man are done after the next Avengers flick.

And Hollywood's leading men are already lining up to take over the superhero part! And right in front is Mark Wahlberg!

Mark said this week that he'd be down for taking over for RDJ if they were to relaunch the franchise! He admitted:

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The Avengers Line Of Sex Toys Totally Tickles Our, Errm, Soul! See Them All HERE!

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Look, as much as we'd love for Chris Hemsworth to sneak into our bedroom at night and smack us around with Thor's mighty hammer, we aren't holding our breath!

Thankfully, there are now Avengers themed dildos and vibrators (above) to hold us over in the meanwhile!!!

Woo hoo!!! These sex toys aren't actually on the market or anything (YET), but they are a HIGHlariously wonderful idea!!!

Not every boy can be an Iron Man 24/7 and there is no shame in supplementing one's game!!

Ch-ch-check out the rest of the super-titillating sex products…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Robert Downey Jr. Is Greedy!

Can't blame him, though!

Get your money, honey!

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Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man! Signs On For Avengers 2 And 3!

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Robert Downey Jr. is back!

The Iron Man 3 star has finally inked a deal with Marvel to reprise the role of Tony Stark in not one but TWO more Avengers movies!

Yes! There's no way anyone else would do in the Iron Man suit! Though we did enjoy seeing Gwyneth Paltrow take it for a spin!

Whew! Not a moment too soon! Marvel's The Avengers 2 already has a release date and everything! Unfortunately not until May 2015, but still!

For our money, it would take more than those two years just to find another man who could fill RDJ's metal boots!

And for Marvel's money too! Though they're not saying how much it cost to keep Robert around, we'll just call it Tony Stark money!

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Robert Downey Jr. Disappoints A Young Fan! Fill In The Blank!

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After disappointing this child by exposing his true non-Iron Man Identity, Robert Downey Jr. thinks to himself ______________.

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