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The Avengers Line Of Sex Toys Totally Tickles Our, Errm, Soul! See Them All HERE!

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Look, as much as we'd love for Chris Hemsworth to sneak into our bedroom at night and smack us around with Thor's mighty hammer, we aren't holding our breath!

Thankfully, there are now Avengers themed dildos and vibrators (above) to hold us over in the meanwhile!!!

Woo hoo!!! These sex toys aren't actually on the market or anything (YET), but they are a HIGHlariously wonderful idea!!!

Not every boy can be an Iron Man 24/7 and there is no shame in supplementing one's game!!

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Robert Downey Jr. Is Greedy!

Can't blame him, though!

Get your money, honey!

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Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man! Signs On For Avengers 2 And 3!

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Robert Downey Jr. is back!

The Iron Man 3 star has finally inked a deal with Marvel to reprise the role of Tony Stark in not one but TWO more Avengers movies!

Yes! There's no way anyone else would do in the Iron Man suit! Though we did enjoy seeing Gwyneth Paltrow take it for a spin!

Whew! Not a moment too soon! Marvel's The Avengers 2 already has a release date and everything! Unfortunately not until May 2015, but still!

For our money, it would take more than those two years just to find another man who could fill RDJ's metal boots!

And for Marvel's money too! Though they're not saying how much it cost to keep Robert around, we'll just call it Tony Stark money!

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Robert Downey Jr. Disappoints A Young Fan! Fill In The Blank!

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After disappointing this child by exposing his true non-Iron Man Identity, Robert Downey Jr. thinks to himself ______________.

[Image via Imagur.]

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Joss Whedon Demands Robert Downey Jr. Return For Avengers 2

joss whedon robert downey jr avengers 2 negotiationJoss Whedon did an amazing job with The Avengers, helping it become the third highest grossing film of all time.

But the director says the sequel just isn't worth making without Robert Downey Jr.! He says:

"He is Iron Man. He is Iron Man in the way that Sean Connery was James Bond. I have no intention of making Avengers 2 without him, nor do I think I'll be called upon to do that."

But RDJ hasn't signed on yet! And considering how much he got paid for Iron Man 3, there's a fair chance Marvel won't be able to afford him much longer!

So will Joss cave and make the sequel without him should it come to that? The director says:

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