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Johnny Depp Takes Pic With Ecstatic Woman Until She Realizes He Was A CAKE The Whole Time!

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Just kidding!

The woman in the pic (above) actually made that amazeballz cake that looks exactly like Captain Jack Sparrow, aka Johnny Depp!

Lara Clarke is an amateur baker from Brownhills, West Midlands, and the cake she's standing next to is not just a bust of the famous character — it's actually an entire 5'5" replica of the Pirates of the Caribbean hero!

She entered it into an international competition, and said this:

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Johnny Depp Wants To Party With YOU!

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Or at least party on his yacht!

It'll cost you to float atop the seas in celebrity style, though.

While Johnny Depp is busy being one of the hottest dudes in Hollywood his modest 156-foot megayacht is up for grabs for you and your 10 closest friends in Palm Beach.

…And it is JUST $130,000 per week!

To walk the same deck Jack Sparrow has walked??

Sounds like a bargain to us!

Who knows! He could stop by for an impromptu guitar sesh!

[Image via Comic Books And Sex Tumblr.]

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Completely Gratuitous

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Mmm! Pink Taco was extra appetizing Monday night!

Celebrating Aerosmith's concert at the Hollywood Bowl, the wickedly good-looking Johnny Depp joined Steven Tyler at the Sunset Strip rocker's hide-out for a night of fun and frenzy!

And now we're enjoying the night too! HaHa!

CHECK OUT ALLLL THE PICS (BELOW)!!!

Depperz was channeling Captain Jack Sparrow last night for sure. And we say… thank you, sea gods!!

Hopefully Johnny's guest vocals on the upcoming Aerosmith album make the cut! If they don't, well! Talk about a travesty! ;)

[Image via WENN.]

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Disney Crushes The Dreams Of A Crying 15 Year-Old Tinkerbell

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If you believe in fairies, clap your hands! Don’t let her die!!

April Spielman is a 15 year-old girl who wanted nothing more than to dress up like Tinkerbell and have fun at Disneyland with her boyfriend.

We’ve all been there, gurl.

Sadly, Disney doesn’t permit patrons to wear adult-looking character costumes in their theme parks.

And for good reason!

No one needs a Jack Sparrow lookalike tricking innocent and unsuspecting youth into

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Disney World Announces New Attraction: The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow

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The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow

Shiver me friggn timbers!!

Big news Landlubbers EVERYONE!

The most magical place on Earth has just announced a brand-new attraction, The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow, is coming to Disney’s Hollywood Studios THIS FALL!

The Magic Kingdom already has the Pirates of the Caribbean ride that inspired the four films. Now, they're building a new attraction inspired by the movies! (It's a little weird.)

What exactly is The Legend of Captain Jack Sparrow?

According to Jason Roberts (the guy with the coolest job in the world), show producer for Walt Disney Imagineering:

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Catwoman Pepper Sprays Jack Sparrow In Hollywood Brawl

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Only in El Lay…

Some of the characters that troll up and down Hollywood Blvd. got into a huge brawl last week in front of the Kodak Theatre where many tourists visit.

Catwoman, in particular, pepper sprayed a man dressed as Jack Sparrow when the two got into a physical altercation. A second pirate and alien were also allegedly involved in the fight.

Catwoman claims she maced Jack in self-defense because

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Johnny Depp Does NOT Want Kate Moss Revealing Their Young Escapades!

Johnny Depp Fears Kate Moss Memoir

When we learned of Kate Moss' planned tell-all, we instantly thought to ourselves, 'omg! Johnny Depp info!'

The two dated for four years back in the 90s (post Winona Ryder and pre Vanessa Paradis).

And when

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