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Prostitution Whore Wishes Death Upon Castmate's Daughter!

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Wait - she drags this girl to court for tugging her busted weave and still thinks it's appropriate to write THIS?!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's certifiably insane super villianess Danielle Staub has just gotten - we don't even know how this is possible - even CRAZIER recently when she essentially wished death upon her co-star Jacqueline Laurita's daughter, Ashley Holmes, via Twitter!

Here's what went down.

Apparently, one of her psychotic followers tweeted her the following message:

ItsMyBDAYToday AndIWant @_ashleyholmes 2 kill herself & videotape so I can sit back, relax, & share the popcorn w/ @DanielleStaub.

Disturbing stuff on its own, right? Well, the busted Danielle, who is starting to look and act more like Lord Voldemort than Jafar from Aladdin, responded back to him:

@PriinceEdwiin HAPPY BIRTHDAY boo!!!! May Every wish come true!!

Seriously? You're going to wish death upon a 19 year old girl? SERIOUSLY, you psychotic gutter pig?

That is some fucked up shiz, even for you. Deplorable!

We think the Prostitution Whore needs to be locked up! Preferably in a straight jacket, and with no one to give her any attention!

Bitch probably melts without it.

Unless she's turned pieces of her weave into whorehorcruxes! Then we'll never be rid of her!

We shudder to think what kind of world that would be. Bleck!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Real Housewives Of New Jersey Going Off-Broadway!

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We applaud them for doing this for a good cause - but can these ladies act outside of their scripted reality show?!

Sources have exclusively told PerezHilton.com that the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey will be joining the cast of the off-Broadway comedy My Big Gay Italian Wedding for a select number of performances in September 1st!

Housewives Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, and Caroline Manzo will portray the Wedding Officiater, Toniann Naso, and Angela Pinnunziato!

Jacqueline's infuriatingly dense daughter, Ashley Holmes, will portray Connie Scuccifuffio, and Caroline's daughter Lauren will play Maria Pinnunziato!

Former castmember Dina Manzo, who produces the play, will be making a special introduction before each of the four perfomances, and says:

“Just when you thought the hair couldn’t get any higher and the yelling couldn’t get any louder, here come the housewives. Everyone has a so much fun at this show. Audiences laugh out loud, it’s got an important message for everyone and the money raised from the ticket sales for these four performances will benefit such a terrific cause. So when I asked the ladies to be a part of it, they were thrilled to come on board. This is one wedding party you are not going to want to miss!”

A portion of the proceeds will be going to Marriage Equality New York organization, which supports gay marriage!

We actually think this is pretty cool! And if they suck, it will probably still be the kind of bad that you have to see for yourself - AKA just like every episode of their reality show!

And we're glad to see that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub will not be terrorizing gracing the stage with her sociopathic presence!

Your talents are better suited for the sex tapes, bb!

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Debt-Ridden Housewife: Everything's For Sale!

Filed under: Sad SadBusiness BlitzReality TV

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This is why you don't spend money you don't have, people!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice has publicly denied her $11 million debt and her home's impending foreclosure, but just because you can pretend everything's fine doesn't make it true, and girlfriend is going to have to learn that the hard way!

An auction house has just released news that they'll be holding a Bankruptcy Auction at the reality star's home for their belongings, scheduled for August 22nd, and they've listed ALL the items going!

Ouch!

The list includes:

* Schaefer & Sons Grand Piano
* Wolf 48" Stainless Steel Range
* 1080 Pure 42" LCD Television
* Chippendale Style Arm Chair & Pair of Oversized Candle Sticks
* Pair of Shell Leaf Carved Crest Leather & Fabric Sofas
* Round Pine Kitchen Table & 8 Upholstered Tudor Style Chairs
* Four Section Center Seating Group
* 6' Ceramic Satsuma Temple Urn
* Large Gilt Frame Wall Mirror
* Greek Revival Style Round Occassional Tables
* Demi Lune Scrolled Base Table
* Decorative Fireplace Accessories
* Panasonic Viera Oversized LCD Television
* Dark Finish King Size Bedroom Set
* Oversized Wall Mirror & Kidney Shaped Vanity Table
* Love Seat, Upholstered Arm Chairs & Area Rug
* Credenza, Mirror & Decorative Items
* Connelly Antique Style Pool Table
* Mahogany Poker Table & Chairs
* Mahogany Home Bar & Stools
* Faux Marble Chess Set
* Foosball Table
* Suit of Armour
* Bar Height Gaming Table
* Chandeliers
* Chandelier & Sconces 1
* Chandelier & Sconces 2
* Chandelier & Sconces 3
* Framed Paintings
* GE Monogram Stainless Steel LPG Grill
* Sea-Doo Bombardier X20 Jet Boat
* New Holland LS190 Skid Steer
* Tandem Axle 10' Dump Trailer
* Fisher 28100 X-Blades Stainless Steel Snow Plow

Who wants to bet that Prostitution Whore Coke Fucking Whore Danielle Staub is going to be seated front and center at that shiz, buying all of their tacky ass fine things before she abducts a street urchin and forces him to enter The Cave of Wonders. You know, because she needs a 'diamond in the rough' to get that effing lamp.

Oh wait, wrong super villian! Our bad!

LOLs!

What do U think?? Isn't Danielle Staub actually Jafar from Aladdin??

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Evil Prostitution Whore Pulls Crazy On Her Own Plastic Surgeon!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooKnifestylesReality TV

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Shocker! The mentally unstable, batshit crazy bitch is spouting off some more mentally unstable, batshit crazy babble!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's prostitution whore and sociopath Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub has her deformed tittays all in a tizzy because despite having her fourth boob job documented for the world to see on last week's show, she claims she did not give her surgeon, Dr. Michael Fiorillo, permission to discuss that mess to the press on his own!

She claims:

“I did not give my consent to have details of my surgery discussed other than what was shown on The Real Housewives of New Jersey episode."

However, Fiorillo counters:

"There is no HIPPA here because as you can see she showed her breasts on the show and everything I said she said. I would say this is absolutely fine and legally fine that I spoke about it. I have her blessing to speak about it and she spoke about it numerous times."

We're going to go with Team Plastic Surgeon on this one!

The next time you don't want the world to know that your knockers are more effed up than what's left of your crack-addled brain, then don't have your surgeries filmed for attention! And do we have to bring up your effing sex tape?

The doc isn't talking about anything that we haven't seen for ourselves!

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First Look At Real Housewives Of New Jersey's Danielle Staub Getting Truly Nasty!

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We're warning you now - this is truly the stuff that nightmares are made of!

In fact, we'd probably want to watch The Human Centipede on loop for three days before sitting through this again!

A 15 minute clip of Real Housewife of New Jersey's prostitution whore Jafar from Aladdin Danielle Staub has hit the net, and she is getting nasty in ways that will traumatize not just the faint of heart!

One look at those piercings, and even the bravest of men will lose their lunch!

CLICK HERE to watch at your own risk!

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