Guess Lindsay Lohan will be high-tailing it out of rehab and moseying down to that nearby liquor store faster than any of us could have anticipated!
As we've reported, the hard-pAArtying starlet will soon be beginning her 90-day probation violation sentence essentially locked down in rehab at the Seafield Center in Westhampton Beach. Although the facility can't force her to stay, it does have 24-hour security at the doors, so if she tries to slither on out, the proper authorities will be alerted!
However, the chances of her taking off have just gotten significantly higher, because despite her prior demand that she be allowed to take Adderall for her "ADHD" while in treatment, the folks at Seafield have come forward and revealed that this is NOT going to fly!
According to sources,
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It's just LOVELY to see Lindsay Lohan so clearly grateful that she once again managed to escape jail time in lieu of a much cushier, undeserved 90-day sentence in lock down rehab!
Oh, excuse us!
That was just an incredibly unrealistic fever dream!
Back to reality: Lindsay Lohan is obviously NOT the least bit appreciative of her miraculous good fortune, and instead is whining to the few people who still listen to her nonsense that she won't be able to properly celebrate her 27th birthday in July…because she'll be in treatment by then!
As we all know
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Get yourself a DUI?
If you're Bobby Brown, that means you're going to prison — for 55 days!
Bobby was handcuffed and led out of Los Angeles court to jail to start his sentence for an October arrest in Studio City, stemming from a DUI… but if you think that 55 days is a long time, never fear: California overcrowding is here!
If you're tired of seeing celebs get a slap on the wrist because of jail overcrowding, you're not going to be very happy to know that Bobby might only actually spend nine days in the slammer because of that very reason. Oh, and good behavior, we can't forget that! LOLz!
Not only was he nabbed for the DUI, but he was also driving on a suspended license.
See you in a few days, Bobby (unless you're bad)!
[Image via WENN.]
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After the critical and public response she's received for her 'performance' so far, she might want to re-think this one!
Lindsay Lohan's interpretation of Elizabeth Taylor for the Lifetime movie Liz & Dick has resulted in some pretty harsh reviews - and Twitter comments - since it premiered last night, but according to the troubled starlet, she was MORE than prepared for the role of such a beloved icon…because of
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Not only is Lindsay Lohan getting nearly a million bucks for her nekkid pics, but she's also getting one more week of freedom!
Earlier today, we learned that Lindsay will be forced to serve 30 days in prison, which will begin on November 9th.
Now, we're hearing that
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And finally, the
world justice system has thrown their hands up with Lindsay Lohan's outright REFUSAL to cooperate!
In light of the hard-pAArtying former actress once again blowing off her scheduled community service at the El Lay county morgue, and then releasing her latest bull shit excuse that's already been debunked via her representative and her Twitter, there's pretty much no question that she's heading back in the slammer.
And just in case she thinks she'll slither out early because of overcrowding, the El Lay County Sheriff Lee Baca has confirmed that regardless of this reality, he will ENSURE that LiLo serves time!
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You think he would have learned his lesson after the tour bus debacle!
T.I. is set to be released from the half way house at which he's currently finishing his jail sentence at the end of the month, and in honor of the occasion, is hosting QUITE the brunch in Atlanta!
According to sources,
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