What on EARTH?!
Sources are reporting that earlier this week, Lindsay Lohan attempted to break out of the Betty Ford Center, where she is seeking treatment for substance abuse, and escape back into the wild…just to get her fix from a caffeinated beverage!
The actress and an accomplice allegedly hoped to hit up a soda machine at a nearby medical center, but the sneaky plan was foiled when the friend's clothing got snagged on the fence and they couldn't move!
A source explains:
"Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, where they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."
This is probably the most ridiculous story we've heard in a long time! Could you imagine walking down the street, minding your own business, and discovering Lindsay Lohan stuck to a fence and begging for a sip of caffeine?!
It's like something out of a direct-to-video sequel to Just My Luck!
We sure hope it isn't true!
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