We're going to just be honest here. Fifty Shades Of Grey did NOT float our boat the way we wanted it to.
We really hoped Fifty Shades Darker would bring the edge the first installment lacked, that the chemistry between sexy leads Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan would pay off with some really sizzling scenes of hardcore action.
While it may've seemed like a risqué and/or ridiculous decision, the twosome knocked it out of the park when it came to their performance. The pair skated to The Weeknd's theme song from the flick, named Earned It. Oh, and Miz James even rocked a bondage-esque dress for the number.
Still, the duo didn't go over board as they kept their choreography and costumes modest enough to appease the judges. Smart, smart!
We can only imagine the executives over at Universal Pictures are thrilled about this bit of PR since the film's sequel 50 Shades Darker drops on Friday. Although, Vanessa and Morgan may have better chemistry on the ice than Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan ever had on screen… just sayin'!
Sadly, James and Cipres only took home the bronze medal, but they won the gold in our heads for their creativity! Be sure to ch-ch-check out the phenomenal routine for yourself (above)!
Fifty shades of flexible! We had no idea Jamie Dornan could do that!
When the Fifty Shades Darker star stopped by Conan to talk about the sexy workout routine in the upcoming sequel, he let CoCo talk him into demonstrating a little of his sexibility. Sorry, flexibility.
Speaking to GQ Australia for the mag's February 2017 issue, the actor admitted sadomasochism "doesn't float my boat," explaining:
"I've always been open-minded and liberal – I'd never judge anyone's sexual preference. Whatever gets people off is entirely up to them and there's a million different ways to please yourself, sexually."
And apparently, whipping Dakota Johnson's backside doesn't cut it for the Irish actor.
Aside from being tamer in the bedroom, the 34-year-old — who will reprise his role in the upcoming erotic thriller 50 Shades Darker — confessed he probably couldn't even be friends with his kinky on screen alter ego:
The 50 Shades Darker actress may not be quite her usual spread in the editorial either, but her personality and charm shine through beautifully in an accompanying video where she goofs around and does a pretty decent impression of Miranda Kerr, of all people.
Dakota also addresses two persistent rumors — 1) that she hates 50 Shades Of Grey, and 2) that she and Jamie Dornan hate each other or are having an affair.
However, according to the 27-year-old, she's very proud of having done the BDSM flick. She said:
"I'm truly proud of it. It's a cool story, and I think it's different, and different is what I'm about."
As for those Dornan rumors, she cheekily suggested:
"We hate each other and we're having an affair, so everybody's right. How about that?"
We're not sure WHY these people are famous, but we are definitely here for the drama!
Alexis Ren and Jay Alvarrez first shot to social media fame back in 2015 when the Internet dubbed them one of the original examples of "relationship goals," as they shared beautiful travel content from exotic locations to Instagram and YouTube.
But we guess all the vacationing wasn't enough to maintain this relationship, because shit just got really, really real this week as the former love birds took shots at each other online!
Reports surfaced a few months back that there was trouble in various paradises for the models, but Miz Ren publicly confirmed the split this week on Twitter in a savage rant calling out not only Jay's penis size, but how the "fuckboy" allegedly ended things.