Ugh! How can one woman birth such a beautiful boy, but have such unattractive views???
Jane Pitt, a.k.a. Brad Pitt's mom, wrote a letter to her local newspaper that urged Christians to vote for Mitt Romney because Barack Obama is "a liberal who supports the killing of unborn babies and same-sex marriage."
Ah yes, he's the worst. How dare he stand up for the rights of women and minorities, right?
She also made sure to point out that the president's middle name is Hussein. You know, like the dictator Saddam? In case you've been blinded by the liberal media, that means he's bad news for this country and probably isn't even a U.S. citizen.
In fact, with that middle name and those social views, he's gotta be a commie spy. LOLz!
The letter was written in