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James Franco 'Hid' From A Sex-Crazed Lindsay Lohan For MONTHS While She Popped Oxycontin & Hurled Gay Slurs!!

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This is CRAY!

On Monday James Franco published a seemingly autobiographical yet completely surreal Vice column, and the numerous revelations it contained will have your jaw dropping all the way to the floor!

Remember in April when the Spring Breakers stud went on Howard Stern and swore he had only made out with Lindsay Lohan??

Well, according to his new quasi-decipherable testimony, she was thirsty for much, much more! She wanted the whole nine yards inches!!!

According to his essay, it all happened sometime before he hosted the 2011 Oscars. James camped out at a fancy Hollywood hotel for about 9 months while his mansion underwent extensive renovations and everything went nutty when Lindz somehow acquired his room key from the manager.

He alleges that she used it to routinely barge into his room unannounced, in the middle of the night, and CRAVING SEX!!!

So, did she ever find it??

James confessed:

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Own A Piece Of Literary History!

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How would you like to be inspired to write a masterpiece novel?

For the low, low price of $1,000,000, you can bid on J.D. Salinger’s toilet, which he may very well have sat on while writing his classic Catcher in the Rye. Gotta love Ebay!

Here’s what the listing says about this must-bid item:

When he died, his wife inherited all of his manuscripts with plans to eventually release some of them! Who knows how many of these stories were thought up and written while Salinger sat on this throne!

This vintage toilet is from 1962 and is dated under the lid. It will come to you uncleaned and in it's original condition when it was removed from Salinger's old home!

We’ll have to give this some thought. Admittedly, a million dollars isn’t what we’re accustomed to paying for a toilet, BUT they are offering free shipping. Definitely something to think about.

Will U bid on J.D. Salinger’s toilet?

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