Gwyneth Paltrow would approve!
We're actually surprised and a little disappointed this wasn't in her epic Goop holiday gift guide!
Because the holidays are obviously all about acquiring ostentatious, useless items!
This limited edition, Strass crystal-embellished Rouge Louboutin nail polish (above) can be yours for $675! That's only, like, a couple hundred less than the brand's actual red-bottomed shoes!
Also, the crystals on the bottle and wand were applied by hand! And there's 1,500 of them!
The black lacquer box that houses the polish also features bedazzled floral designs inspired by the Louboutin "Pensamoi" shoe.
What's $675 to them anyway? They probably make around that much an hour.