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Joey Lawrence Making More Music!

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Just what the world needs!

Joey Lawrence is releasing a new album and he wants to tell you all about it!

He says:

"It's called "Stuck with Me." It reminds of me of the theme of Friends. And I'm making a brand new record that will drop early next year. It is right there with the first Justin Timberlake CD.

"I haven't done an album since 1997, but it sold six million copies and fans have always asked me for more. And I would not have waited this long and gone down this path again if I didn't think we had something."

The Friends theme? Seriously?!

Yeah, we bet people want this as much as they want a hole in the head new music from Jennifer Love Desperate!

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Vampire Filler?!

Oh, GROSS!

What the fuck is this Elizabeth Bathory bullshit?

Check out this BIZARRE news report about a brand new plastic surgery procedure known as Vampire Filler, which uses BLOOD to erase wrinkles!

BLEGH! Too weird.

We can't wait until Jennifer Love Desperate starts promoting this shiz! Lord knows she'll be clutching her Twilight dolls and calling herself Bella Hewitt Swan while she gets it injected into her face!

This won't help you find keep a man, bb!

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Jennifer Love Desperate Finds Love!

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Well, that didn't take long, did it?

Some people are just too fragile not to have someone around to stroke their ego!

Sources are reporting that Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new beau, actor/director Alex Beh. (Who???)

Friends of the Jennifer say that their relationship is all still "new," but that she is very "into him." Witnesses saw them enjoying a romantic date at Katsuya last week, where they reportedly were holding hands all night.

Ain't that just swell?

We'd say we're happy for Lifetime's new poster girl, but we know this means she'll be blabbing to anyone who will listen about this guy. Which means we'll never get rid of her, which we were really hoping would happen.

Damn it.

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Hewitt As A Ho Brings In The Ratings!

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Wowsa!

The Client List on Lifetime starring Jennifer Love Desperate brought in the ratings averaging about 3.9 million viewers!

It's the year's second most watched original movie premiere on cable behind Lifetime's The Pregnancy Pact.

People must like her as a prostitute!

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Jennifer Love Desperate Wants A Child! (Hide The Orphans!)

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Every child deserves a good home and Jennifer Love Hewitt is considering giving that to an orphaned child.

Except the kid would have to live with her, be raised by her and have to belong to Team Edward in order to be loved by her.

In a recent interview, Jennifer told In Touch Weekly that she is "absolutely open" to adoption. Then, somehow the conversation drifted into how lonely she is and how she likes being single, but functions better as a couple and needs another person in her life to feel complete.

Hopefully, adoption agencies around the country are reading this and realizing that she would probably be better off with her Twilight box set keeping her company than a child.

Just saying.

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