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Zac Efron Talks About His EXCESSIVE Masturbation Habits And Techniques With James Franco!

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James Franco and Seth Rogen have a new movie called The Interview coming out.

In it, Franco plays Dave Skylark, the host of a popular celebrity tabloid style TV show Skylark Tonight… and he's hilarious!

In the film, Skylark will get a chance to interview North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un… until the CIA recruits him to assassinate the leader!

But before all that happens, Dave Skylark is just a normal TV show host, with normal celebrity guests — like Zac Efron!!

[ Related: Franco & Rogen Are NAKED And Afraid! ]

What was Zac on the show to talk about? Masturbation!

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Nick Stahl Caught Stroking His Penis In A Porn Store!

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Dear, darling Nick Stahl

Please PLEASE seek some professional help because if you feel the urge to tame your one-eyed dragon outside the privacy of your own home, then you obviously have some deep-seeded issues that are not being addressed!

Pun totally intended.

The troubled Terminator actor who has gone missing TWICE in 2012 was caught red sticky white handed in a Hollywood porn shop viewing booth during a routine check by the LAPD.

Nick was charged with the misdemeanor crime of lewd conduct.

And ok, obviously many a man enjoys some gentleman's time in those porn booths, but we don't understand why Nick couldn't just wait to get home to relieve his sexual stress?!

Does he not have a computer?

We mean… that sh*t is just unsanitary!

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Former ESPN Executive Allegedly Masturbated Next To Erin Andrews On An Airplane!

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Erin Andrews

Now that's what we call a headline!

Keith Clinkscales, a former ESPN senior vice president, has found himself in a sticky situation. He is fighting allegations that he once masturbated on an airplane while sitting next to hot ESPN correspondent Erin Andrews.

To combat the story leaked to a sports blog by an anonymous source, Clinkscales filed a lawsuit against Joan Lynch, a former ESPN employee who he THINKS is the sport blog's source.

The allegations state that Andrews noticed Clinkscales playing a little pocket pool underneath his iPad while sitting next to her on the plane. When they uncomfortably locked eyes, he "panicked and muttered, 'You know, I'm one of your bosses."

Can somebody say…AWKWARD!

Andrews has supposedly verified the story, but did not complain to human resources because she "just wanted it to go away."

Well, that didn't work out as planned.

Clinkscales lawyer, hired just before the scandal hit the web, is calling the masturbatory allegations "ridiculous" and (this is our favorite) said:

“I’m thinking of bringing a defamation suit on behalf of his penis.”

Very professional. LOLz!

Their secret weapon to fend off the rumors is an email Andrews sent Clinkscales after the flight, which read:

“I wanted to touch base with you after our flight to LA. Would love to get on the phone with you, at some point, and talk upcoming projects and ideas.”

According to the lawyer, the email shows “the masturbation claim is a flat-out lie.” We're looking forward to hearing what Ms. Andrews has to say about this!

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