He wants OUT!
Michael Jackson's older brother Jermaine Jackson filed paperwork in court Tuesday to legally change his name!
Ooh, ooh! We wonder what fabulously exotic new moniker he will choose?
Bartholomew Guggenheim? Vincent van Yo? Henry McTurkeysausage?
How about…. Jermaine Jacksun?
Uhhh, what's the point of that? To distance himself from the family, but just a little?
Sounds like his days of living in MJ's shadow are definitely coming to a
n end middle!
It's hard to believe a man who named his son Jermajesty would be so cavalier about this sort of thing, LOLz!!
JJ's reps defended the move in a statement, claiming "artistic reasons." It said: