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PEREZ Rewind: A Classic '90s Fix To Get You On Your Feet!

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Sweet mother of spandex!

Elizabeth Berkley, aka Jessie Spano, and her Sundaes (Tiffani Thiessen and Lark Voorhies) are here to give you your sweet and sweaty #TBT fix to bring you back to the good ole' '90s!

Enjoy this Saved By The Bell dance jam and let it take you back to the days where thong leotards were acceptable gym attire at Bayside and beyond!

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Elizabeth Berkley Brings Saved By The Bell To DWTS! Watch HERE!

When we first heard that Elizabeth Berkley was dancing to I'm So Excited on DWTS, we were, well, SO excited!!

And boy did she live up to our expectations!!

Elizabeth recreated one of the most iconic moments in '90s television history with her partner Val Chmerkovskiy filling in for Zack Morris!

However, instead of being addicted to caffeine pills, Jessie Spano was dealing with jive pills!

Now we NEVER condone drug use, but those things must have worked because she pulled out some AH-mazing moves!

And apparently the judges are Saved By The Bell fans too as they gave Elizabeth and Val a score of 26!

Now if we could just get her to do a Showgirls dance, we'll be good to go!

Ch-ch-check out Elizabeth getting so excited (above)!

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Elizabeth Berkley Is So Excited Pregnant With Her First Child!

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Saved By The Bell and Showgirls' extraordinaire Elizabeth Berkley is knocked up, guys!

Remember when she took a whole bunch of caffeine pills on SBTB and then collapsed into Zack Morris' arms after she couldn't stop singing I'm So Excited???

Well, now that same woman is HAVING A BABY.

The 39-year-old is expecting her first child with artist hubby Greg Lauren.

After showing off her cute baby bump (which she is so obviously hiding in the above picture), she confirmed the news, saying:

"We are so excited to share this moment and special news!"

Ha! Oh wow, how we wish she said that in the voice of Jessie Spano! Or as Nomi Malone. We'd take either, to be honest.

Congrats to the happy couple!

[Image via WENN.]

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WTF? All The Gory Details Of Lindsanity's New Porn Star Movie HERE!

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Poor, delusional, cracked out Lindsanity LOLhan.

May we remind you of the story of poor Elizabeth Berkley Jessie Spano and Showgirls: just because something sounds really edgy and sexually explicit on page, does not mean it's going to win you an Oscar!

Some little sneak leaked the screenplay to the hard-pAArtying wacktress' latest film, Inferno, and although we already knew it was going to be pretty heinous shiz - it is of course, about the star of Deep Throat Linda Lovelace - the text goes above and BEYOND what we could ever have imagined!

In fact, we may be treading into Showgirls caliber crazy, folks!

The story chronicles the violent abuse Linda suffered as a child at the hands of her mother, who burns her with a cigarette lighter and beats the hell out of her. When she marries her husband/manager Chuck, it only worsens - to the point where he's FINGERING her while forcing her to insult herself. She orgasms while calling herself a piece of dog shit.

BLECK.

Of course, it only continues to worsen - there's numerous scenes involving Linda getting gangbanged (one even includes Sammy Davis Jr.), her sobbing while filming the infamous scene in Deep Throat, and even a scene where a group tries to force her to have sex with a dog!

HOLY SHIZ! WTF is this garbage?!

And if you're interested in some of the truly inspired dialogue La Loca will have to recite, here are some gems:

LINDA
To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!

LINDA
I once took on a pro football team — and I don't just mean two at a time! I mean more!

LINDA
Is there anything in this life I like more than cocksucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION.

PUSH IN for a the two beats of big build-up.

LINDA
I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the ass.

Yeah, absolutely nasty.

We suppose she thinks this will make people think of her as a serious young actress willing to go there for a role?

Poor thing! This movie is going to be such a trainwreck!

But let's be real - the only real way they can top Showgirls is if they give LiLo the same nipple make-up as Jessie Spano!

LOLz! Who wants to take bets that they do??!

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