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Praise be to Kai, the homeless hitchhiking dude whose quick thinking may have saved LIVES!
54-year old Jett Simmons McBride rammed his car into a black PG&E worker in Fresno Monday, pinning the man between his car's hood and the back of a truck…
Why? Because Jett believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he apparently thought it was his DUTY to cleanse the Earth of non-whites! CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.
Familiarize yourself with the situation by pressssiinggg plaaaay (above)!
The OBVIOUSLY unstable individual exited his car and attempted to PULL the injured party from his stuck position, which would have only caused more damage, but nearby citizen Tanya Baker saw what was going on and tried to stop it…
Which only caused Jett to try and SMOTHER her with a bear hug!
But thank goodness hitchhiker Kai was riding shotgun in "Jesus'" car! Kai whipped out a hatchet from his backpack and began beating Jett off of the woman! HUZZAH!
Jett is now in police custody for suspicion of attempted murder and the injured worker is recovering at a local hospital.
Someone should give Kai a good Samaritan medal or something! That's a thing, right?!
Perez Dishes On Chris Brown's Jesus Complex, Justin Bieber's Kicks, & Snooki's Vagina On omg! Insider
Chris Brown on the cross!
Justin Bieber's freaky footwear!!
Snooki's televised vaginal victory!!!
There is SO MUCH sweet celebrity gossip to talk about these days, we barely know where to begin!
Thankfully, the lovely ladies of omg! Insider featured us on their show yesterday for a few FIERCE kikis about all the most delicious Hollywood dramz!!
Ch-ch-check out the entire charming conversation (above)!
SPOILER ALERT: Violence is never ever the answer!!
But wait — there's more!
Find out the cold, hard, HIGHlarious truth…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
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If the Forget You singer didn't convince you with his new holiday album, Cee Lo's Magic Moment than his new video, featuring a clip of The Bible, definitely will.
The Bible is a 10 hour series that retells, you guessed it, the bible!! In this new preview, Cee-Lo's Mary Did You Know Me serves as the soundtrack to the story of Jesus.
The pairing definitely makes sense considering one of the producers, Mark Burnett, also happens to produce The Voice!!
From the looks of it, The Bible, premiering in March on The History Channel, will be very educational!!
Ch-ch-check out the creative video (above)!!!
She said it! Not us!!
When Kim Kardashian was asked who she'd trade places with for a day if she could, her answer was the Christian savior, Jesus Christ.
And while we think his teachings on love and generosity were pretty cool, KK kept it real and reasoned her choice, saying:
Bar Refaeli has a nice bod and superpowers!
The Israeli supermodel is currently soaking up the sun on the Greek isle of Mykonos where she's looking fABulous and performing miracles.
On Sunday Bar tweeted:
"Good morning! I am walking on water today.. What r u doing?"
It's like she's a hotter and sexier version of Jesus. Ha!
[Image via Bar Refaeli's Twitter.]