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Racist Killer "Jesus" Thwarted By Hatchet-Wielding, Hitchhiking Hero!

Praise be to Kai, the homeless hitchhiking dude whose quick thinking may have saved LIVES!

54-year old Jett Simmons McBride rammed his car into a black PG&E worker in Fresno Monday, pinning the man between his car's hood and the back of a truck…

Why? Because Jett believed himself to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and he apparently thought it was his DUTY to cleanse the Earth of non-whites! CRAY CRAY CRAY CRAY.

Familiarize yourself with the situation by pressssiinggg plaaaay (above)!

The OBVIOUSLY unstable individual exited his car and attempted to PULL the injured party from his stuck position, which would have only caused more damage, but nearby citizen Tanya Baker saw what was going on and tried to stop it…

Which only caused Jett to try and SMOTHER her with a bear hug!

But thank goodness hitchhiker Kai was riding shotgun in "Jesus'" car! Kai whipped out a hatchet from his backpack and began beating Jett off of the woman! HUZZAH!

Jett is now in police custody for suspicion of attempted murder and the injured worker is recovering at a local hospital.

Someone should give Kai a good Samaritan medal or something! That's a thing, right?!

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Perez Dishes On Chris Brown's Jesus Complex, Justin Bieber's Kicks, & Snooki's Vagina On omg! Insider

Chris Brown on the cross!

Justin Bieber's freaky footwear!!

Snooki's televised vaginal victory!!!

There is SO MUCH sweet celebrity gossip to talk about these days, we barely know where to begin!

Thankfully, the lovely ladies of omg! Insider featured us on their show yesterday for a few FIERCE kikis about all the most delicious Hollywood dramz!!

Mostly, they were anxious to hear our thoughts on the Breezy/Frank Ocean parking lot brawl!!

Ch-ch-check out the entire charming conversation (above)!

SPOILER ALERT: Violence is never ever the answer!!

But wait — there's more!

Was LeAnn Rimes really crying? And how the heck was Brandi Glanville involved??

Find out the cold, hard, HIGHlarious truth…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Cee-Lo Green Gets Biblical With New Video!!

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Besides TY KU sake, Cee-Lo Green reaalllllllyyyyy loves the holidays.

If the Forget You singer didn't convince you with his new holiday album, Cee Lo's Magic Moment than his new video, featuring a clip of The Bible, definitely will.

The Bible is a 10 hour series that retells, you guessed it, the bible!! In this new preview, Cee-Lo's Mary Did You Know Me serves as the soundtrack to the story of Jesus.

The pairing definitely makes sense considering one of the producers, Mark Burnett, also happens to produce The Voice!!

From the looks of it, The Bible, premiering in March on The History Channel, will be very educational!!

Ch-ch-check out the creative video (above)!!!

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Kim Kardashian Wants To Be Jesus Christ… For His Power!

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She said it! Not us!!

When Kim Kardashian was asked who she'd trade places with for a day if she could, her answer was the Christian savior, Jesus Christ.

And while we think his teachings on love and generosity were pretty cool, KK kept it real and reasoned her choice, saying:

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Bar Refaeli Walks On Water!

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Bar Refaeli has a nice bod and superpowers!

The Israeli supermodel is currently soaking up the sun on the Greek isle of Mykonos where she's looking fABulous and performing miracles.

On Sunday Bar tweeted:

"Good morning! I am walking on water today.. What r u doing?"

Wow.

It's like she's a hotter and sexier version of Jesus. Ha!

[Image via Bar Refaeli's Twitter.]

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Corbin Bleu Is Jesus … On Broadway!

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Well, well! Look who's all grown up…!

It's hard to think that it's already been six years since Corbin Bleu danced into our lives in Disney's High School Musical and since then, he's been keeping busy on Broadway!

Corbin first appeared on the Broadway stage in 2010, when he starred in In the Heights and now, he's been brought on for another production, Godspell!!!

Check out Corbin, as a SUPER hot Jesus, performing Beautiful City (above)!

He sounds GREAT!!

Bleu took the lead April 17, taking over for Hunter Parrish in the first ever Broadway revival of the musical!!!

We're sure we'll be seeing MUCH more of Corbin on Broadway in the future!

…or at least we hope! LOLz!

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Pastor Inspires Congregations To Get In Shape For God

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If you're not going to get in shape for yourself, your kids, family or friends, then at least do it for God!

After losing over 100 pounds himself, Pastor Steve Reynolds has created a weight loss system based around

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